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Jöns: Do you have any brandy? I've had nothing but water. It's made me as thirsty as a camel in the desert. |
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Jöns: Love is as contagious as a cold. It eats away at your strength, morale... If everything is imperfect in this world, love is perfect in its imperfection.
Blacksmith Plog: You're happy, you with your oily words. You believe your own drivel.
Jöns: Believe it? Who said? But I love to give pieces of advice. |
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Jöns: Love is the blackest of all plagues... if one could die of it, there would be some pleasure in love, but you don't die of it. |
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Jöns: Our crusade was such madness that only a real idealist could have thought it up. |
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Jöns: Who will take care of that child. God, the devil, the nothingness? The nothingness, perhaps?
Antonius Block: It can't be so! |
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Jørgen: Hi Mr.Horse, would you like a slice of brown cheese? |
Villhesten |
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J'onn J'onnz: Don't worry about me. Where I come from, 300 degrees is a beach day! |
Justice Leagu... |
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J'Onn: Where did you get this power?
Sybok: The power was within you.
J'Onn: I feel as if a weight has been lifted from my heart. How can I repay you for this miracle?
Spock: Join my quest.
J'Onn: What is it you seek?
Sybok: What you seek. What all men have sought since time began. Ultimate knowledge. |
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J-Bone: Father, because I'm not going to heaven, tell that nigger Jesus I said, "What's Up?" |
Back in the Day |
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J-Bone: I didn't kill anybody that didn't deserve it. |
Back in the Day |
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J-Bone: I'd rather be feared than loved. |
Back in the Day |
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J-Bone: It's kill or be killed. |
Back in the Day |
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J-Bone: What makes you think you can kill anybody? |
Back in the Day |
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J-Bone: You're in the pimp game now! |
Back in the Day |
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J-Man: Don't hassle me about crumbs man, because I am on the edge of the edge. |
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J. Algernon Hawthorne: I must say that if I had the grievous misfortune to be a citizen of this benighted country, I should be the most hesitant of offering any criticism whatever of any other.
J. Russell Finch: Wait a minute, are you knocking this country? Are you saying something against America?
J. Algernon Hawthorne: Against it? I should be positively astounded to hear anything that could be said FOR it. Why the whole bloody place is the most unspeakable matriarchy in the whole history of civilization! Look at yourself! The way your wife and her strumpet of a mother push you through the hoop! As far as I can see, American men have been totally emasculated- they're like slaves! They die like flies from coronary thrombosis while their women sit under hairdryers eating chocolates & arranging for every 2nd Tuesday to be some sort of Mother's Day! And this infantile preoccupation with bosoms. In all time in this Godforsaken country, the one thing that has appalled me most of all this this prepostrous preoccupation with bosoms. Don't you realize they have become the dominant theme in American culture: in literature, appetizing and all fields of entertainment and everything. I'll wager you anything you like that if American women stopped wearing brassieres, your whole national economy would collapse overnight. |
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J. Algernon Hawthorne: Jolly nasty accident there. Jolly lucky nobody was hurt.
Mrs. Marcus: Where did you get that funny accent? Are you from Harvard or something?
J. Algernon Hawthorne: Harvard? Rather not. I'm English.
Mrs. Marcus: Sounds so foreign.
J. Algernon Hawthorne: Really? |
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J. Algernon Hawthorne: You know I'm not entirely uncertain you haven't damaged this machine. |
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J. B. Biggley: I know blood is thicker than water, but Bud Frump is thicker than anything. |
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J. B. Biggley: I like the way you thinch, Fink.
J. Pierpont Finch: That's "think, Finch." |
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J. B. Biggley: I realize that I'm the president of this company, the man that's responsible for everything that goes on here. So, I want to state, right now, that anything that happened is not my fault. |
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J. Cheever Loophole: Ah ah! Bad luck, three on a midget! |
At the Circus |
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J. Cheever Loophole: I bet your father spent the first year of your life throwing rocks at the stork. |
At the Circus |
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J. Cheever Loophole: I don't know what I'm doing here, when I could be at home in bed with a hot toddy. That's a drink! |
At the Circus |
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J. D. Hackensacker III: Chivalry is not only dead, it's decomposed. |
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J. Douglas Williamson: You think you're smart, don't you?
Spit: They call us "the Six Geniuses." |
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J. Edgar Hoover: There's already been one radical in the White House. I don't believe it could survive another. |
Nixon |
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J. Effingham Bellweather: Don't stand there! Don't you know I'll smite you in the sconce with this truncheon? |
Golf Specialist |
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J. Effingham Bellweather: Ohhh! Godfrey Daniel! |
Golf Specialist |
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J. Effingham Bellweather: You know, I've never struck a woman in my life.
J. Effingham Bellweather: Not even my own mother. |
Golf Specialist |
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