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Märeta: If you always get your way, you'll please the devil so much that the saints will punish you with boils. |
Jungfrukällan |
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M'Lynn: Oh Ouiser, Drum would NEVER point a loaded gun at a lady!
Ouiser Boudreaux: Oh! He's a real gentleman! I bet he takes the dishes out of the sink before he PEES in it! |
Steel Magnolias |
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M'Lynn: Shelby, the boys bought the car around.
Shelby: What did they do to it?
M'Lynn: Well, let me put it this way... If you and Jackson want to practice safe sex, you're all set! |
Steel Magnolias |
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M'Lynn: That sanctuary looks like it's been hosed down with Pepto-Bismol. |
Steel Magnolias |
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M. Lenoir à 80 ans: I don't believe this! Who moved my dentures again? |
Oui, mais... |
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M. Senechal: Any news from Miranda?
Rafael Acosta: Yes.
M. Senechal: The situation?
Rafael Acosta: Quite calm.
M. Senechal: And the guerrillas?
Rafael Acosta: There are a few left. They are a part of our folklore.
Alice Senechal: You have problems with the students?
Rafael Acosta: Students are young. They must have some fun.
Mme. Thevenot: How's your government treating them?
Rafael Acosta: We are not against the students, but what can you do with a room full of flies? You take a fly-swatter and Bang! Bang! |
Charme discre... |
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M. Senechal: What is it?
Ines: The guests are here, sir.
M. Senechal: Tell them we'll be down. Serve them drinks.
Alice Senechal: They can wait five minutes. Come on.
M. Senechal: No, no, not here. We can't.
Alice Senechal: But why?
M. Senechal: You scream too loud. You know it. |
Charme discre... |
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M. Thevenot: Coming home with me?
Mme. Thevenot: Yes.
Rafael Acosta: No, no, wait. Let her stay just two minutes more. I must show her the sursiks.
M. Thevenot: What?
Rafael Acosta: The sursiks.
M. Thevenot: Ah, yes. I'll wait in the car.
Mme. Thevenot: I'll come right away.
Mme. Thevenot: What are sursiks?
Rafael Acosta: I don't know. It doesn't matter. Come quick! |
Charme discre... |
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M. Vigier-Lefranc: Have you heard of shoes by Vigier?
Juliete Hardy: Yes.
M. Vigier-Lefranc: That's me. And you must have heard of Lefranc's refrigerators?
Juliete Hardy: Yes.
M. Vigier-Lefranc: That's me too. Would you like to dance a cha-cha-cha?
Juliete Hardy: I never dance with a vacuum cleaner! |
Et Dieu... cr... |
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M.C. at Babylon Club: Another great night here at the Babylon, right? Okay. All right! Do another gram, you'll all be babblin' on. |
Scarface |
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M.J. Monahan: Nobody in this department has ever worked a serial case before.
Lt. Quinn: Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, Whoa, I have.
M.J. Monahan: The Zodiac, right?
Lt. Quinn: That's right.
M.J. Monahan: Did anyone ever catch the Zodiac, sir, or did he die of old age? |
Copycat |
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M: 007!
General Anatol Gogol: Triple X!
Sir Frederick Gray, Minister of Defence: Bond! What do you think you're doing?
James Bond: Keeping the British end up, sir. |
Spy Who Loved... |
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M: Do we know where she is now?
James Bond: Nassau.
M: Do you think she's worth going after?
James Bond: Well, I wouldn't put it quite like that, sir... |
Thunderball |
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M: Gentlemen, this may only be an exercise so far as the Ministry of Defence is concerned. But for me, it is a matter of pride that the double-oh section has been chosen for this test. Your objective is to penetrate the radar installations of Gibralter. Now, the SAS has been placed on full alert to intercept you, but I know you won't let me down. Good luck, men. |
Living Daylig... |
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M: His teacher was Max Zorin.
Bond, James: Yes, we played Bridge together. He lost. |
James Bond 00... |
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M: How many times do I have to kill these cretins? |
League of Ext... |
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M: I hope I've got your fire when I'm your age.
Allan Quatermain: You will not live beyond today. That I promise you. |
League of Ext... |
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M: I send you to a health farm to get yourself in shape! Instead you DEMOLISH it! Now I've had to notify the local police, get a minister to muzzle the press, and allocate a sizable chunk of my meager budget to renovating the establishment!
James Bond: A man DID try to kill me, sir.
M: Oh! Caught you seducing his wife, did he?
James Bond: No, sir, not at all. But, in fact, I did lose 4 lbs. And God knows how many free radicals.
M: That is the kind of attitude that tempts me to suspend you, 007! |
Never Say Nev... |
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M: I take it you have space for rent?
Anttila: Does the seagull have wings? Does the wolf howl of his loneliness in the woods at night? |
Mies vailla m... |
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M: I went to the moon yesterday.
Irma: I see. How was it?
M: Peaceful.
Irma: Meet anyone?
M: Not really; it was a Sunday. |
Mies vailla m... |
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M: I wonder what will upset them more, that the CIA lost it, or that we found it. |
Tomorrow Neve... |
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M: I'm sure the over-burdened British taxpayer would be fascinated to know how its Special Ordinances section disperses its funds. In future, Commander, let me suggest a perfectly adequate watchmaker just down the street.
M: Good God!
James Bond: You see, sir. By pulling out this button, it turns the watch into a hyper-intensified magnetic field. Powerful enough to even deflect the path of a bullet - at long range, or so Q claims...
M: I feel very tempted to test that theory right now! |
Live and Let ... |
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M: I've assigned you to Station "C" Canada.
James Bond: Sir, I'd respectfully request that you change my assignment to Nassau.
M: Is there any other reason, besides your enthusiasm for water sports? |
Thunderball |
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M: If you carry a 00-number it means you have license to kill, not get killed! |
Dr. No |
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M: If you don't think I have the balls to send a man out to die, your instincts are dead wrong. |
GoldenEye |
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M: James Moriarty? The so-called Napoleon of crime? That man died at Reichenbach Falls. He died, and I was reborn. |
League of Ext... |
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M: Knowing who to trust is everything in this business. |
Die Another Day |
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M: Moneypenny, where's 007?
Moneypenny: He's on a mission sir. In Austria.
M: Well, tell him to pull out. Immediately. |
Spy Who Loved... |
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M: Remember, 007, you're on your own.
James Bond: Well, thank you, sir. That's a great comfort. |
Octopussy |
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M: They've discovered these attacks are all the work of one man who calls himself the Fantom.
Allan Quatermain: Very operatic. And what's in it for him?
M: Profit. |
League of Ext... |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
