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Q: 007 alive.
M: Where is he? What's he doing?
Q: Just cleaning up a few details.
Stacey Sutton: Oh, James! |
View to a Kil... |
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Q: Ah, 007, we have some new equipment for you. Have you met my new assistant, Miss Nagai?
Bond, James: I don't believe I've had the pleasure.
Q: And you won't if I have any say in the matter. |
James Bond 00... |
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Q: And this, I'm particularly proud of - behind the headlights, stinger missiles!
James Bond: Excellent, just the thing for unwinding after a rough day at the office.
Q: Need I remind you, 007, that you have a license to kill, not to break traffic laws. |
GoldenEye |
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Q: Dissolves all metals.
James Bond: Wonderful for poison pen letters...
Q: Pay attention, 007! |
Octopussy |
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Q: Don't say it...
James Bond: The writing is on the wall.
Q: Along with the rest of him. |
GoldenEye |
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Q: Don't touch that!
Q: That's my lunch! |
GoldenEye |
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Q: Good to see you Mr. Bond. Things have been awfully dull around here. I hope we're going to see some gratuitous sex and violence."
James Bond: I certainly hope so too. |
Never Say Nev... |
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Q: Goodbye Jean-Luc. I'm gonna miss you. You had such potential. But then again, all good things must come to an end. |
Star Trek: Th... |
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Q: Hello! There's a Borg on the bridge! He's not going to sit around and let you scan him
Q: while he's assimilating the ship! |
Star Trek: Borg |
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Q: Here's your cell phone. Talk here, listen here.
James Bond: So that's what I've been doing wrong for all these years? |
Tomorrow Neve... |
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Q: I wish I could make you vanish. |
Die Another Day |
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Q: I've always tried to teach you two things. First, never let them see you bleed.
James Bond: And the second?
Q: Always have an escape plan. |
World Is Not ... |
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Q: I've been saying for years, sir, that our special equipment is obsolete. And now, computer analysis reveals an entirely new approach: miniaturization. For instance, radioactive lint. Well, placed in an opponent's pockets, the antipersonnel and location fix seems fairly obvious.
M: What we want is a location fix on 007. |
On Her Majest... |
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Q: I... am a writer. |
Wonder Boys |
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Q: It is to be handled with special care!
James Bond: Everything you give me...
Q: ...is treated with equal contempt. Yes, I know. |
Thunderball |
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Q: It's activated by nerve impulses from the wrist muscles.
James Bond: Like this?
M: Oh, thank you, 007!
Q: Be careful, will you? Now, there's ten darts: five blue-tipped, armour-piercing; five red-tipped, cyanide coated, causing death in thirty seconds.
James Bond: Very novel, Q. Must get them in the stores for Christmas. |
Moonraker |
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Q: It's not perfected yet. |
Goldfinger |
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Q: It's the insurance damage waiver for your beautiful new car. Will you need collision coverage?
James Bond: Yes
Q: Fire?
James Bond: Probably
Q: Personal Injury?
James Bond: I hope not, but accidents do happen.
Q: They frequently do with you.
James Bond: Is there any other protection I need?
Q: Only from me 007, unless you bring that car back in pristine order. |
Tomorrow Neve... |
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Q: May whatever god you believe in have mercy on your soul. |
Star Trek: Th... |
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Q: Must you touch everything? |
Die Another Day |
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Q: Now this one I'm particularly keen about. You see the gear lever here? Now, if you take the top off, you will find a little red button. Whatever you do, don't touch it.
James Bond: Yeah, why not?
Q: Because you'll release this section of the roof, and engage and then fire the passenger ejector seat. Whish!
James Bond: Ejector seat? You're joking!
Q: I never joke about my work, 007. |
Goldfinger |
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Q: Now, 007, do try to return this equipment in pristine condition.
Bond, James: I'll do my best.
Q: That's what I was afraid of. |
James Bond 00... |
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Q: Now, a typical leather belt...
Q: Are you finished?
James Bond: Yes.
Q: A typical leather belt... |
GoldenEye |
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Q: Oh, grow up, double-O Seven! |
World Is Not ... |
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Q: Right. Now pay attention, 007. I want you to take great care of this equipment. There are one or two rather special accessories...
James Bond: Q, have I ever let you down?
Q: Frequently. |
Spy Who Loved... |
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Q: She must take a lot of vitamins!
James Bond: Yes, and perhaps Pegasus does too. |
View to a Kil... |
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Q: There's always an excuse, isn't there Double-0-Zero? |
Die Another Day |
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Q: This is a Class 4 grenade. Three clicks arms the 4 second fuse, another three disarms it.
James Bond: How long did you say the fuse was?
Q: Oh grow up, 007.
James Bond: They always said the pen was mightier than the sword.
Q: Thanks to me they were right! |
GoldenEye |
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Q: Try to be a little less than your frivolous self 007. |
Thunderball |
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Q: Why do I do this? Because I can! |
Star Trek: Borg |
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