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Récitant/Narrator: Those of us who pretend to believe that all this happened at a certain time an in a certain place, and those who refuse to see, who do not hear the cry to the end of time. |
Nuit et broui... |
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Rémy: Praise the Lord.
Sébastien: Hallelujah. |
Invasions bar... |
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R.B Harker: Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to meet the devil! |
Howling VI: T... |
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R.B Harker: You're the worst kind of freak, one who tries to control it. |
Howling VI: T... |
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R.D. Tindal: Why, you've been a deputy here for 20 years and look at ya! You're insolent, you're illiterate, you haven't taken a bath in a month... and you dress like a buffalo hunter! |
Border Shootout |
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R.E.T.R.O. White: Flight, we are looking at a typhoon warning on the edge of the prime recovery zone.
Gene Kranz: Say again, RETRO?
R.E.T.R.O. White: Flight, we are looking at a typhoon warning on the edge of the prime recovery zone. Now, this is just a warning, it could miss them...
Gene Kranz: Yeah, only if their luck changes. |
Apollo 13 |
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R.F. Simpson: Lina, you were gorgeous!
Cosmo Brown: Yeah, Lina, you looked pretty good for a girl. |
Singin' in th... |
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R.J. Fletcher: This community means about as much to me as a festering ball of dog snot. You think I care about the pea-brained yokels of this town? If you took their combined I.Q., and multiplied it by a hundred, you might have enough intelligence to tie your shoe, if you didn't drool all over yourself first. I can't stand those sniveling maggots. They make me want to puke. But, there is one good thing about broadcasting to a town full of mindless sheep. I always know I have them exactly where I want them. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. |
UHF |
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R.J. Fletcher: This is a TV studio, not a home for irresponsible pus-brains! |
UHF |
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R.J. Fletcher: This is an embarrassment. A disgrace. What do you think R.J. Fletcher Senior would be saying if he were alive today?
Richard Fletcher: "Help me out of this box, I can't breathe in here. Help, let me out." |
UHF |
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R.J. Hacker, President of Hacker Dynamics: Here he is now. The man that a thin majority of you chose to be the president of the United States. |
Canadian Bacon |
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R.J. Hacker, President of Hacker Dynamics: The American public's attention span is about as long as your dick. |
Canadian Bacon |
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R.K. Maroon: How much do you know about show business, Mr. Valiant?
Eddie Valiant: Only that there is no business like it, no business I know.
R.K. Maroon: Yeah. And there's no business more expensive. I'm 25 grand over budget on the latest Baby Herman cartoon. You've seen the rabbit blowing his lines. He can't keep his mind on his job. You know why?
Eddie Valiant: One too many refrigerators dropped on his head?
R.K. Maroon: Nah, he's a toon. You can drop anything you want on his head, he'll shake it off. But break his heart, goes to pieces just like you and me. |
Who Framed Ro... |
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R.K. Maroon: Kinda jumpy, aren't you, Mr. Valiant? it's just Dumbo.
Eddie Valiant: I KNOW who it is.
R.K. Maroon: I got him on loan from Disney. Him and half the cast of Fantasia. the best part is, they work for peanuts. |
Who Framed Ro... |
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R.K. Maroon: Roger, I know this seems pretty painful now, but you'll find someone new. Won't he, Mr. Valiant?
Eddie Valiant: Good looking guy like that? Dames will be breaking his doors down.
Roger Rabbit: Dames? What dames?
Roger Rabbit: Jessica's the only one for me. You'll see. We'll rise above this piddling pecadillo. We're gonna be happy again. You got that? Happy. Capital H-A-P-P-I.
Eddie Valiant: At least he took it well. |
Who Framed Ro... |
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R.K. Maroon: What are you going to do to me, Valiant?
Eddie Valiant: I'm going to listen to you spin the Cloverleaf scenario. The story of greed, sex and murder. And the parts that I don't like, I'm going to edit out.
R.K. Maroon: You got it all wrong, Valiant. I'm a cartoon maker, not a murderer.
Eddie Valiant: Everybody's gotta have a hobby. |
Who Framed Ro... |
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Ra's Al Ghul: Gotham must be destroyed. |
Batman Begins |
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Rabbi Cohen: Who do you think you are? You are only a vessel from our god. You are carrying a delivery that was meant for us.
Maximillian Cohen: It was given to me. |
Pi |
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Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: Jews want their rabbis to be the kind of Jews they don't have the time to be.
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: Yeah, and Catholics want their priests to be the kind of Catholics they don't have the discipline to be. |
Keeping the F... |
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Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: Oy.
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: Amen to your oy. |
Keeping the F... |
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Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: What happened to our youth?
Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: I'm telling you, it ended at 30, pal. |
Keeping the F... |
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Rabbi Jacob "Jake" Schram: Whoa! You're telling me that I was supposed to be sensitive to the fact that a Catholic priest might have a crush on my secret girlfriend? |
Keeping the F... |
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Rabbi Jacobsen: If you ask people to think, that's when they start complaining. |
Stolen Summer |
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Rabbi Lewis: Don't look at me in that tone of voice. |
Keeping the F... |
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Rabbi Moses: When the lion invites the mouse to a disputation, your majesty, the mouse, however fond he may be of arguing, would do well to avoid the disputation if he can; for the poor mouse does not know which to fear most: losing the argument or winning it. |
Disputation |
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Rabbi Tuckman: The ladies love a circumcision! |
Robin Hood: M... |
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Rabbi's Son: She's dancing with a man!
Tevye: I can SEE that she's dancing with a man!
Tevye: And I'm going to dance with my wife! |
Fiddler on th... |
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Rabbi: There is no doubt that the classical tradition is the curse of boils, bats, frogs, the curse of blood, the curse of rats, hail, of beasts, the locust, of course, the death of the first-born, and then, finally, of darkness.
Inspector Trout: Darkness, rabbi?
Rabbi: Yes. The final curse upon the land. To end forever the sleep of man. |
Abominable Dr... |
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Rabbit aka Fred: Don't leave me here with Helen Keller and the Three Blind Mice! I am not safe with these guys! |
Route 666 |
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Rabbit: A number one top gun, in the name of justice, John Q. Public can trust us. Hail to thee dear old Paroon, hail to thee.
Rabbit: Hail to thee! |
Super Troopers |
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