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U Aung Ko: We will need to make an offering.
Laura Bowman: What kind of offering?
U Aung Ko: That would depend on how much good karma you want for your next life.
Laura Bowman: Hmm, I can't plan that far ahead.
U Aung Ko: Then some fresh fruit from the market will do. |
Beyond Rangoon |
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U-1: Puma, what happened? Where could you have gone? I'm so lonely, Puma. We've been together so long! That's why I said I didn't want to come to this stupid place!
U-1: Oh! AHHHHHH! |
Gitaroo Man |
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U-God: You stepped on my shoe, bitch!
Redman: Man, call me a bitch again and I'll park your truck - dead in yo ass.
Macy Gray: DAMN, HOMEY!
CJ: Hey yo, they comin! Over here!
RZA: If I was you, son, I'd bust this shit right now.
Method Man: Ya Momma!
U-God: I got your number, too, homey.
Master P: He ain't gonna bust nuthin. I got nuts bigger than him.
RZA: Oh, yeah, I'll roll up on you too - country ass maple syrup eatin' nigga.
Master P: Ya'll want some biscuits? You want some biscuits? |
Scary Movie 3 |
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U. S. Marshal Nicole Torson: She's an all-around dangerous woman. |
Harvesters |
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U.N. Representative: So, Mr. Evil...
Dr. Evil: It's Dr. Evil, I didn't spend six years in Evil Medical School to be called "mister," thank you very much. |
Austin Powers... |
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U.S. Bates: Are you crazy?
Jack Brown: Yes, but trust me! |
Toy |
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U.S. Bates: Eric bought a black man. |
Toy |
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U.S. Bates: For that kind of money, if Eric blows his nose, you wipe it. |
Toy |
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U.S. Bates: I only get Eric for a week each year.
Jack Brown: Then you should get better lawyers, you shouldn't have to have him that long.
U.S. Bates: It just so happens I love him.
Jack Brown: Frankly, Scarlet, I don't give a damn. |
Toy |
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U.S. Bates: I want Eric to understand that having money means never having to say you're sorry.
Jack Brown: I think that's about all the kid understands. |
Toy |
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U.S. Bates: Now, Senator, we agreed to keep that under our hats. If they knew this was a fund raiser, we'd be all alone. |
Toy |
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U.S. Bates: The truth has nothing to do with reality. You have to deal with reality. In reality, any one of these people, with a little persuasion, will say what I want them to say, because I am reality. |
Toy |
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U.S. Bates: War has been declared! |
Toy |
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U.S. Bill: This is the basement. Want to see the furnace?
Nightbird: That's okay.
U.S. Bill: It's hot. Don't press your face against it for too long or you get red streaks on you for, like, a month. |
Specials |
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U.S. Marshal John Travers: Whaddya find out?
Yak: Two men gonna hold up stage - Coyote Canyon. Much money on stage.
U.S. Marshal John Travers: Well, it looks like we're going to have our hands full.
Yak: More trouble - more fun!
U.S. Marshal John Travers: That's one way to look at it. |
Star Packer |
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U.S. medical colonel: You scared the shit out of me, you stupid bastard.
SSgt. Eddie Dohun: You did a fine job yourself, sir, if it makes you feel any better.
U.S. medical colonel: You're goddamn right it does. |
Bridge Too Fa... |
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U.S. Police Captain: You're under arrest.
Stacey Sutton: Wait a minute, this is James Stock of the London Financial times.
James Bond: Well, actually, captain, I'm with the British Secret Service. The name is Bond, James Bond.
U.S. Police Captain: Is he?
Stacey Sutton: Are you?
James Bond: Yes.
U.S. Police Captain: And I'm Dick Tracy and you're still under arrest! |
View to a Kil... |
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U.S. President: I want to say to Prime Minister MacDonald: Surrender her pronto, or we'll level Toronto. |
Canadian Bacon |
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U.S. President: It's time to turn off that war machine, and turn on our children. |
Canadian Bacon |
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U.S. President: The American people, Mr. Smiley, would never ever buy this.
Smiley: Mr. President, the American people will buy whatever we tell them to. |
Canadian Bacon |
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U.S. President: You sold control of American missiles to a foreign country?
R.J. Hacker, President of Hacker Dynamics: If you can call Canada foreign.
Smiley: Or a country. |
Canadian Bacon |
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U.V.: Appropriate sparks are flying, somebody cue the power ballad. |
Disturbing Be... |
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U.V.: I bet you didn't know toast came in 3 flavors. |
Disturbing Be... |
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U.V.: I've got like, two customers left! If this keeps up, I'm going to be the 7-11 guy! |
Disturbing Be... |
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U.V.: Wait man, what's the capital of North Dakota?
Steve Clark: How the fuck should I know?
U.V.: All right. You're still okay. |
Disturbing Be... |
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Ubergonzo: Gonzo, by surviving and thriving on this alien planet, you have proven yourself audacious, courageous, and distinctly one-of-a-kind. We welcome you back with our most ceremonious of ceremonies.
Gonzo: What's that?
Ubergonzo: We gonna blow you up, baby. |
Muppets From ... |
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Ubergonzo: People of Earth: Later. |
Muppets From ... |
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Uberta: Rogers, this is your queen speaking. You will regain consciousness this instant. |
Swan Princess... |
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Uchiyama: But we are losing!
Jack Eliot: We're BEHIND. BIG difference. |
Mr. Baseball |
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Udesky: If we split up, I'm going with you guys. |
Jurassic Park... |
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