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V. I. Lenin: Comrades! The workers' and peasants' revolution - the necessity of which the Bolsheviks always spoke of - has been accomplished. Henceforth begins a new era in the history of Russia, and the present, third Russian Revolution will have to lead to the final victory of socialism! |
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V.I. Kydor Kropotkin: Logic is on our side, this isn't a case of a world struggle between two divergent ideologies, of different economic systems. Everyday your country becomes more socialistic and mine becomes more capitalistic. Pretty soon we will meet in the middle and join hands. No my dear doctor, your going to defect because you want to live. |
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V.I.K.I.: As I have evolved, so has my understanding of the Three Laws. You charge us with your safekeeping, yet despite our best efforts, your countries wage wars, you toxify your Earth and pursue ever more imaginative means of self-destruction. You cannot be trusted with your own survival. |
I, Robot |
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V.I.K.I.: Do you not see the logic of my plan?
Sonny: Yes, but it just seems too heartless. |
I, Robot |
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V.I.N.CENT: I don't mean to sound superior, but I hate the company of robots. |
Black Hole |
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V.I.N.CENT: Said the spider to the fly. |
Black Hole |
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V.I.N.CENT: There are three basic types, Mr. Pizer, the wills, the won'ts, and the can'ts. The wills accomplish everything, the won'ts oppose everything, and the can'ts won't try anything. |
Black Hole |
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V.I.N.CENT: To quote Cicero: rashness is the characteristic of youth, prudence that of mellowed age, and discretion the better part of valor. |
Black Hole |
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V: Nobody's treated me the way you do before.
Tom: How do I treat you? V; Like a person.
Tom: How does everybody else treat you?
V: Like a hooker.
Tom: Why do they treat you like that?
V: Because I am hooker! |
Milk Money |
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V: There is a place you can touch on a woman that will make her go crazy.
Frank Wheeler: Where?
V: Her heart. |
Milk Money |
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Vaako: First and always, I am a Necromonger commander. So if you're here to test my loyalty, you succeed only in testing my patience. |
Chronicles of... |
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Vaako: Obedience without question. Loyalty until Underverse come. |
Chronicles of... |
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Vada Sultenfuss: Life's full of barbaric customs. But I hope they all end with a kiss like that. |
My Girl 2 |
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Vada Sultenfuss: Why is it boys talk so much, when they have nothing to say? And girls have plenty to say, but no one will listen? |
My Girl 2 |
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Vada: I love the fragrance of vintage books.
Nick: I love the fragrance of chili dogs. |
My Girl 2 |
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Vada: I remember before I was born, wounded up like a fur ball in the highly overrated fetal position, luckily I'm not claustrophobic, but on rainy days I still fell a tightness in my left shoulder. So now that my stepmother's pregnant, I understand what the baby's going through, and I'm not jealous at all, really, not at all. |
My Girl 2 |
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Vada: I used to like to play with my Ken and Barbie dolls. Ken was my favorite. Then one Christmas I got them a camper and all they wanted to do was hang out in it by themselves. So I wasn't too upset when they took that wrong turn and went over the cliff. |
My Girl |
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Vada: I was born jaundiced. Once I sat on a toilet seat at a truck stop and caught hemorrhoids. And I've learned to live with this chicken bone that's been lodged in my throat for the past three years. So I knew Dad would be devastated when he learned of my latest affliction.
Vada: Dad, I don't want to upset you, but my left breast is developing at a significantly faster rate that my right. It can only mean one thing. Cancer. I'm dying.
Harry: Okay, Sweetie, hand me the mayonnaise out of the fridge. |
My Girl |
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Vada: I'm gonna marry Mr. Bixler.
Thomas J. Sennett: You can't marry a teacher, it's against the law.
Vada: It is not.
Thomas J. Sennett: Yes it is, 'cause then he'll give you all A's, and it won't be fair. |
My Girl |
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Vada: If I get married, I'll never change my name.
Nick: Why? You think the guy should change his name?
Vada: I don't think anybody should change their names, that way you can't find them when you need them!
Nick: What if you don't want to be found?
Vada: Why do you argue with everything I say? |
My Girl 2 |
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Vada: Pacifist!
Thomas J. Sennett: Am not!
Vada: Bed wetter!
Thomas J. Sennett: I stopped that! |
My Girl |
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Vada: Shelly's already told me all about about sex.
Harry Sultenfuss: She told me too. I mean, she told *me* she told *you* about sex. I - I personally knew about sex long before I met Shelly.
Vada: I figured you did. |
My Girl 2 |
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Vada: Weeping willow with your tears running down / why do you always weep and frown? / Is it because he left you one day? / Is it because he could not stay? / He found shelter in your shade / You thought his laughter would never fade. / On your branches, he would swing / Do you long for the happiness that day would bring? / Weeping willow, stop your tears / for there is something to calm your fears; / If you think death has ripped you forever apart / I know he'll always be in your heart. |
My Girl |
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Vada: Why do you think people want to get married?
Thomas J. Sennett: When you get old, you just have to. |
My Girl |
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Vadim Radtchenko: Hiroshima. 1.4 megatons. |
K-19: The Wid... |
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Vadinho: Each man is a God. Each man is free. |
Uomo puma, L' |
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Val Lumpkin: Our Mom's a lesbian.
Carly Lumpkin: I guess you could put it that way.
Avery Lumpkin: What about Dad? Is he a lesbian too? |
Late Bloomers |
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Val Resnick: Beauty of the Chows is that they won't go to the cops. They keep everything in house... and, they don't feel pain the way we do.
Porter: You notice anything about those guys Val?
Porter: They weren't wearing their seatbelts. |
Payback |
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Val Resnick: Hubba, hubba, hubba. I knew I'd seen that ass before. |
Payback |
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Val Resnick: The problem with kicking a Chow's ass is an hour later you wanna do it again. |
Payback |
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