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Banjee:
Im gonna make it..., Im gonna make it... (gets halfway up the loop then falls) ...Not gonna make it!!!

Hot Wheels Highway 35 World Race (2003)

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9 months ago

Sylvia:
What can we do for you, David?

David:
Do for me, Sylvia, what, yes, got to stop talking, got to stop, got to stop, it's a problem isn't it? Is it a problem?

Shine (1996)

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9 months ago

This isn't about sides. This is about confusion. This is about creating enemies. The Goddamn world is falling apart. Peace reigns. Freedom Reigns. Democracy rules. How can we keep the military/industrial complex... chugging forward without clear cut pit-faced... scum-sucking evil breathing down our neck. Threatening our very shores....

White Sands (1992)

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It's not 'just writing.' There is only proper and improper writing.

Journey of the Fifth Horse (1966)

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Newscaster:
If witnesses are to be believed there has been a child security breach for the first time in monster history.

Misc Monster #1:
Well, a kid flew right over me and blasted a car with its laser vision!

Misc Monster #2:
I tried to run from it, but it picked me up with its mind powers and shook me like a doll!

Misc Monster #3:
It's true! I saw the whole thing!

Scientist:
It is my professional opinion that now is the time to... panic!

(Mike and Sulley's TV smashes to the floor. Boo's head peeks out over the set)

Boo:
Oh-oh

Mike:
Oh, it's coming! It's coming!

(Sullivan and Mike flee over to the window. Outside, HELICOPTERS scan the area. Hurriedly Mike and Sulley yank the shades closed)

(Boo totters towards them, babbling. Mike and Sulley retreat in fear)

Mike:
No, don't touch those, you little...!

Mike:
Oh, now those were alphabetized. It's okay, it's all right. As long as it doesn't come near us we're going to be okay.

(Boo SNEEZES directly in Mike's eye)

Mike:
(SCREAMS)

(Boo points to a ONE EYED TEDDY BEAR, out of her reach)

Sullivan:
Oh, you like this? Fetch!

Mike:
Hey, hey, that's it! No one touches little Mikey!

(Boo's face starts turning red and eyes well up with tears)

Sullivan:
Mike, give her the bear.

Mike:
Oh, no.

(Boo starts screaming real loud) (The lights in the apartment begin to surge)

(Outside, the helicopters heads toward their apartment)

(Mike drops the bear, and pulls the shade shut)

Mike:
Make it stop, Sully! Make it stop!

(Boo continues to cry, Sully offers the bear)

Sullivan:
Look! See the bear? Ohh, nice bear)

(She cries even louder. The lights continue to surge. The helicopters are getting even closer)

Mike:
Sully!

(Sully begins to dance with, anything to get her stop crying)

Sullivan:
See? Ooh, bear, ooh. Oh, he's a happy bear. ? He's not crying, neither should you ? Or we'll be in trouble ? 'Cause they're gonna find us ? So please stop crying right now ?

(Boo stops crying finally - The lights stop surging. Mike and Sully feel relived.

Mike:
Good, good, Sulley. Keep it up. You're doing great.

(The helicopters turn around and begin to fly away)

Sullivan:
? Ooh, the happy bear, he has no... ?

(Boo reaches for the bear, accidentally touching Sully's hand and the bear falls off his hand. He screams)

Sullivan:
(yelling) she touched me!

(Sulley's yelling frightens the kid, who starts crying again)

(The lights surge the second time)

Mike:
Sulley, the bear! The bear! Give her the...

(He starts running toward Sully, and trips on a lamp and flies across the floor. Boo sees it and stops crying again and lights stop surging the second time)

Mike:
Whoa!

(Mike rolls into a garbage can and bumps into a shelf, sending a STACK OF BOOKS into his mouth. A hanging STEREO SPEAKER lands on his head)

Mike:
Oof!

(Boo finds this funny and begins laughing. The lights in the apartment surge even brighter than before)

(Outside, all the apartment lights in the whole complex start lighting up brightly)

(Inside, the lights continue to surge to highest and pop, and causes a blackout. Boo stops laughing)

Sullivan:
What was that?

(Mike is still wedged inside the garbage can)

Mike:
I have no idea, but it would be really great if it didn't do it again.

(Boo GIGGLES again)

Sullivan:
Shh, shh, shh

(She seems to understand. She nods and holds her tiny finger up to her mouth)

Boo:
Shh...

Sullivan:
Shh.

(She smiles)

Monsters, Inc. (2001)

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9 months ago

Odysseus:
[to Achilles] War is young men dying and old men talking. You know this. Ignore the politics.

Troy (2004)

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9 months ago

Mushu:
Girl, if you die fighting for China, you will be honored by China.

Mulan (1998)

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9 months ago

Elmer Gantry:
See you in hell brother!

Elmer Gantry (1960)

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9 months ago

The Lecturer:
What is the human conidtion so powerful it can stave off all that is black and evil in these confusing times?

Principal Short:
Love?

The Lecturer:
Love? In a time when in which our children are subjected to a daily diet of depravity in their film and popular music? In a time in which the entire world is aligned against the American way of life? A time when our economy is in a state of total collapse and a reckless lunatic sits in the White House, I am relieved to hear our fatuous friend is so confident that love will carry the day.

The correct answer is of course...vigilance.

Reefer Madness: The Movie Musical (2005)

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9 months ago

Matlock:
Sometimes I tell what I know.... and sometimes I don't.

Matlock (1986)

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10 months ago

When Christopher Boyce signed off on his computer, his log-off was 'Sayanara, Boyce." Sounding like Tokyo Rose's radio sign-off during WWII, "Sayanara, boys."

Falcon and the Snowman (1985)

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10 months ago

Fred 'Freddy' Jones:
You're a smart guy, Randy. What would you do if your van started driving itself all over town?

Randy Dinwiddie:
I'd find myself a good mechanic.

What's New, Scooby-Doo? (2002)

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10 months ago

Hannelore Dressler:
Before the victory, there is always pain.

Lore (2012)

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10 months ago

Oh Oliver I'm as flat as a Millpond! I haven't got a sou.

Dinner at Eight (1933)

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10 months ago

Hey mama, what's all that white stuff? It's snow. Winter has come to the forest.

Bambi (1942)

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10 months ago

So conceding Tori, so conceding!

Victorious (2010)

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10 months ago

Emma:
Where is the girl? Betty?

Denny:
Dead. Guess he was done with her.

Emma:
What? No, he would never do that. Not to her... you guys are fucked up. You really are.

No One Lives (2012)

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10 months ago

Amber:
Why are you doing this?

Driver:
It keeps me fit.

Amber:
But I didn't do anything wrong.

Driver:
Then I guess you're just unlucky.

No One Lives (2012)

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10 months ago

Candyman:
Death is only the beginning.

Candyman: Farewell to the Flesh (1995)

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10 months ago

Daffy:
Never mind joining me, I'll join you. Shake hands with Friar Duck.

Robin Hood Daffy (1958)

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10 months ago

Manny:
WHERE'S THE BABY?

Diego:
You lost it?

Ice Age (2002)

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10 months ago

Mr. Nebbercracker:
[to Eliza] Get off my lawn!

Monster House (2006)

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10 months ago

Well, ask a stupid person and you get a stupid answer.

A Bit of Fry and Laurie (1987)

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11 months ago

Fiddler (talking to Kunta Kinte as they ride on the ox-cart):
We in america, you hear me talking to you nigger? we in america...

Roots (1977)

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11 months ago

Ma sister and her budgie used to live in a block of flats this high up. On a clear day she could see her furniture.

Just a Boy's Game (1979)

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11 months ago

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