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Mr. Neighbor:
Say, Buddy, what would you like for a birthday gift?

Buddy:
To age like a real bo--

[Mr. Neighbor leaves as Buddy lost his movement and no communication to talk to him]

Mr. Neighbor's House (2016)

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Mr. Neighbor:
Say, Buddy, do you know what RSVP stands for?

Buddy:
[happily] No.

Mr. Neighbor:
Right! Great work!

Mr. Neighbor's House (2016)

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Mr. Neighbor:
An invitation is a way to invite your friends to your party. It also gives them lots of important information.

[Mr. Neighbor reads and points the invitation that has a bunch of scribbles]

Mr. Neighbor:
"Please come to Mr. Neighbor's 31st annual 5th birthday party. Today at later o'clock. RSVP."

Mr. Neighbor's House (2016)

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Scott:
Over there is shopping and a pottery studio.

Scott:
You know, for the women.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

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Scott:
We have over 10,00 different Ben Hogan-designed golf courses up here.

Gary Bunda:
Oh, wow. I'm not that really into golf.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

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[Gary stars to get his wings and a golden ring]

Gary:
I'M AN EAGLE!

Scott:
Isn't this off the chain?

Gary:
I'm flying!

Scott:
Yeah, that, too. But I was talking about the golf courses.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

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Satan:
I'm gonna need five gallons of boiling oil, some razor wire, and a child molester -- The one with the clown mask from the pit. Thank you.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

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Satan:
[to Gary] How many R's are in your first name? One or two?

Garry:
[panicking] It's two, right? You spell it with two!

Gary Bunda:
One. G-A-R-Y. It's Gary.

Scott:
Oh, goodness. [laughs] We made a bit of a goof.

Satan:
Yep. We had a bit of a goof.

Gary Bunda:
What the hell's going on here? I'm literally in the middle of sorting some guy's guts.

Satan:
Yeah.

Gary Bunda:
You know how long it takes.

Satan:
Listen to me -- When you died, you were supposed to go to Heaven. Not Hell. Big mistake. Clerical error.

Satan:
Garry with two R's is supposed to be here.

Gary Bunda:
Are you serious?

Satan:
No hard feelings, huh?

[Gary and Satan shake hands]

Satan:
Congratulations.

[Gary spits Satan's hands]

Satan:
What -- What? Can I gouge his eyes out one more time?

Scott:
I'm afraid not. But what you do with Garry with two R's is not really my call.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

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Gary Bunda:
I should have spent more time in church. Am I right, Ubuntu?

Ubuntu:
There were no missionaries in my village. I only heard of christianity when I got there.

Gary Bunda:
Sure.

Ubuntu:
Yep.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

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Claude:
Let's pick it up, Gary. Don't make friends. Just yank out the internals and move on.

Gary Bunda:
I will cut with the chit-chat, Mr. Claude-with-the-clipboard.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

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[Gary sees a man hooked up while screaming in torture]

Gary Bunda:
Relax. It's okay. You're in hell.

[Gary intensely rips the man intestines out]

Gary Bunda:
There's a video explaining everything at the end.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

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Jonas:
Look, daddy! Look, mommy! Look what Santa got me! I got it! I got it!

[Jonas shows the Knights of Nebulon Pocket Marauder Gun]

Geoff's Wife:
I told you no, Geoff.

Geoff:
I didn't buy it.

Jonas:
Pow, pow! Ch-ch! I killed you, mommy! I killed you, daddy! Ch-ch!

Geoff's Wife:
I guess it's some kind of christmas miracle, huh, Geoff?

[Geoff sees ruten on the ground knowing Krampus came here]

Geoff:
Maybe it is a miracle.

Jonas:
I killed everyone!

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

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[Gary gets Krampus out of jail]

Krampus:
They said I am to be sentenced on the 17th.

Gary Bunda:
Yeah, you don't have to worry about that. We're not gonna be coming back for that court date.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

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Satan:
We had a list with thousands of kids' names. Thousands of names. Are you telling me that he didn't drown one kid?

Gary Bunda:
In all fairness, each one of those kids got hit with a shoe. We beat each one of those kids with a full-on shoe tornado.

Satan:
Interesting. Was that before or after Krampus went to jail for assaulting a security guard with a giant novelty ax?

Gary Bunda:
[pauses]

Satan:
Just get him back to the castle, alright? And shut this thing down. Shut the whole thing down! This is the last time I'm taking one of your dumb ideas.

Gary Bunda:
Seems like it was your idea.

Satan:
What was that, Gar?

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

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Jonas:
He said he was tired and he wanted to get his alcohol beer and go home.

Gary Bunda:
Claude, that's not his home.

[Claude sees Krampus and the Security Mall Guard fighting]

Claude:
This is embarrassing. He used to be able to eat thousands of children in one night.

Krampus:
[to the Security Mall Guard] I will sue you so hard!

Gary Bunda:
Should we be doing something about this?

Claude:
I mean...let's just get out of here.

Gary Bunda:
Let's bail.

Krampus:
[to the Security Mall Guard] You're hurting me. You're hurting me!

Security Mall Guard:
Well, you're not doing me any good, either.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

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Gary Bunda:
Jonas, Jonas, you okay? You got both eyes? You got your fingers? Jonas, did the hairy man bite you?

Jonas:
Uncle Gary? I thought you were dead.

Gary Bunda:
What I'm gonna need you to do is not tell your Dad a single thing about this, okay, big guy?

Jonas:
I want a Knights of Nebulon Pocket Marauder.

Gary Bunda:
Alright, let me get, like, a trash can to bash in this window.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

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Gary Bunda:
What if he's still alive but Krampus just has eaten both of his feet? What am I gonna tell his Dad then?

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

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[Gary playing with the gun]

Gary Bunda:
Bap! Bap! Got your ass, bitch! Bap! Bap!

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

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Gary Bunda:
So, you want me to, like, shoot Krampus?

Claude:
Do you want to save your step-nephew or not?

Gary Bunda:
I mean, how many times a year do I really see him?

Gary Bunda:
Let's just see if he uses the shoe first.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

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Gary Bunda:
What should I do?

Claude:
Here. I keep one of these around emergencies. [pulls out a gun]

Gary Bunda:
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

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Krampus:
Young Jonas looked very plump tonight. I bet the meat is marbled. [giggles]

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

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Gary Bunda:
How about we just swat him with the shoe this time? Just give him a couple of swippity-swaps with the shoe, and that will show him who's boss.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

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Claude:
Can we agree that it's a coincidence that the first person we're visiting is Gary's step-nephew?

Gary Bunda:
Yeah, it seems weird.

Krampus:
We pulled names out of a hat.

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

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Geoff's Wife:
It's time to hit the sack.

[shows Krampus looking Geoff's family at the window]

Krampus:
Oh, you'll hit the sack, alright. My burlap sack! [giggles]

Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)

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