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[After Satan drinking the wine drug] Satan: What was in that wine? Claude: The drink we drank? Satan: Yeah. Claude: It was made of wine that was made of the spider. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Claude: [drunk] It's the wine, Satan. The demons have been drinking the wine. Satan: What wine? Claude: [drunk] It's the wine! It's delicious, though I haven't tried it, so I don't know. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
[All the employees get drunk from a drug inside the toilet] Satan: What's so god damn funny? Gary Bunda: Well, why you come to French Italy if you no like the food? You so stupid. [laughs] [Satan whips Gary with a organ, but Gary didn't budge] Gary Bunda: [singing] Cinderella dressed in yellow [what Gary sees Satan in his vision of hitting him] Satan: [singing] Went upstairs to kiss a fella. Gary Bunda: [singing] How many doctors will it take. Satan: Dizzay, stand up when Satan's in the room. Dizzay: [drunk] I am standing, big dawg! Satan: Alright, that's it. That's it! Drug test right now. Piss test, everyone, let's go! [Ted literally pees his pants] Satan: Ted, not in your pants. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
[Ted acts by ripping off someone employee's beard for tears in a mug for a new drug epidemic coming] Bob: When's it gonna be ready? Ted: [acting] You and your ridiculous queries! Where do you get these dumb questions?! [looks at the security camera and whispers normal] Should be later today. Dizzay: [acting] There's my coffee cup. I must have left it in here. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Narrator: But some lives change on a dime. – The Shivering Truth (2018)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
[After Gary looks at Bertha's snake armpits, Gary turns into stone] Gary Bunda: [muffled] I got laid. Claude: What? Dizzay: What's that? Gary Bunda: [muffled] I got laid, man. Dizzay: Hey, everybody, Gary got laid! [Dizzay pats Gary on the back for getting laid but mistakenly made him break into a bunch of pieces while turned into a stone] Claude: I have to say, I sort of expect that to happen. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Bertha: Hurry, 'fore Daddy wakes! We can do it, but you just can't look at my pubic hairs. Gary Bunda: That's cool, sure! Absolutely! [Gary & Bertha kisses each other after Gary saws Berth's armpits as Medusa snakes] Gary Bunda: Oh no... Bertha: I said don't be looking at my pubes! Gary Bunda: But those armpit hairs. Do you call those pubes? Bertha: You get them during puberty! Gary Bunda: When did you hit puberty? Bertha: Recently? Gary Bunda: [sighs] Bertha... – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Farmer Demon: Now, you wouldn't happen to be one of them fancy city demons come here to have sex with my daughter, would you? Gary Bunda: No, sir. I would never dream of something like that. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Gary Bunda: Am I in slut circle? Farmer Demon: You plum overshot that, son. This here is Chicken Hell. Gary Bunda: Chicken Hell? Bertha: Daddy, can we strip him down and hose off all his chicken sht? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell* (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
[Ted finally got out of Seth's body by going inside the nasal passage with Gary] Ted: Oh, Gary, you were right. Living inside Seth was no kind of life! [chuckles] Life's too short! Gary Bunda: Yeah, I mean, in hell, life is forever, but I get what you're saying, yeah, yeah. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Lance the Software Demon: Plan B -- We all cut our penises off. Russ the Software Demon: We put them in a vat of franks and beans. Lance the Software Demon: Penises look like what? Russ the Software Demon: Franks! Very good. Then we pretend to be chefs while Eddie hacks into the mainframe. Eddie: I DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT COMPUTERS! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Gary Bunda: Come with me, Ted. I know in here, it's easy and simple for you, but out there is a whole, wide world of butts! Come with me...to slut circle. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Gary Bunda: Look, nothing personal, Ted, but I got to get the hell out of here. Ted: Why? There's refreshing to saliva to drink...there's soft bowels to bed on. Gary Bunda: I know. Ted: Satan doesn't even know you're in here, man! We beat the system! Gary Bunda: Look, Ted, up over that wall some where outside of this monster, there's a lady's butt and it's got my name on it. I'm one of the names on it. Gary Bunda: Alright, now please just show me the way to the anus, bud. Ted: Don't go the anus. Just go to the nasal passage, it's right up there. He'll sneeze you out. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Eddie: I'm at the door. [Eddie hears a bunch of women giggling] Eddie: I hear giggling! Lance the Software Demon: Now, there should be a switch. Pull that switch and it will turn off the penis lasers. Eddie: I just see a keypad. Lance the Software Demon: Oh, um, boy...I guess they changed it. Eddie: YOU GUESS THEY CHANGED IT?! Lance the Software Demon: Calm down, Eddie. I've got this. Russ the Software Demon: Tell him to try 666. Lance the Software Demon: It's not going to be 666. Russ the Software Demon: Try, 666, Eddie! Lance the Software Demon: Try 666, Eddie! Eddie: I'm coming back down. Lance the Software Demon: Why don't you come on back down, Eddie! Eddie: THAT'S WHAT I'M DOING! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
[Eddie get his penis cut off to get to the women's entrance] Lance the Software Demon: Doing good, Eddie, you're almost there, buddy. Eddie: I'm feeling really dizzy. Lance the Software Demon: That's just the blood loss talking. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
[After what Lance said about cutting someone's penis off to get to the women's maintenance] Claude: Alright guys, I, um...don't want to be here. Lance the Software Demon: Cool, bro. Lance the Software Demon: Eddie, I thought I saw your hand up? [Eddie shakes his head meaning no, while Benji shook his head meaning yes] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Lance the Software Demon: I need one volunteer to deactivate the penis detector laser on the main gate, but you cannot bring your penis. It would get detected and subsequently lasered. Lance the Software Demon: So someone's gonna have to slice their penis off. [Everyone starts to raise their hands up at first, but raise their hands down immediately after the last part of what Lance said] Russ the Software Demon: Peanut butter doesn't sound so bad now, does it? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
[Ted plays ring toss by using his belt while Gary is not amused] Ted: I get -- I get one more toss 'cause home team. Plus I cleaned you off, so... [Ted throws the ring but misses] Ted: Oh, um, that's a gumdrop. I get one more. Not like the candy. But when it hits the gum like that and drops on it, you get a free turn. Gary Bunda: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen those. [Ted throws the ring again but still misses] Ted: Oh, home team gets two. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Lance the Software Demon: There she is, guys. It's the only thing standing between us and -- [William runs toward the women's gate after getting instantly killed from the penis lasers] Lance the Software Demon: I warned him about the penis lasers. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
[Ted licks the peanut butter off of Gary's skin] Gary Bunda: You're a stranger to me. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Lance the Software Demon: You want to see those women? There's a maintenance door halfway up. Eddie: Guys, I can see the door from here! Russ the Software Demon: Those hills have thousands of lasers trained on your junk! Lance the Software Demon: There's one. One! And I have a workaround. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Lance the Software Demon: Well, well, well, what do we have here? Claude: Tell them what you told me. Lance the Software Demon: Russ doesn't know what he's talking about. He's riddled with malware. Russ the Software Demon: La-Lance, this does not concern you at all. Lance the Software Demon: Did he tell you to rub yourself in peanut butter? I bet he did. That creature loves peanut butter. Russ the Software Demon: You're just jealous, Lance. Once he spits Gary over the ridge -- Lance the Software Demon: Gary will be dead within the hour. [cuts to next scene where Gary tries to tell Lance that the Seth monster does not have a nut allergy while being eaten inside of Seth's mouth] Gary Bunda: He's not allergic to the nuts! Tell Russ he's not allergic to the nuts. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Russ the Software Demon: Eddie, did you hack into the mainframe to disable the penis lasers? Eddie: I thought I was doing the rope. Russ the Software Demon: Well, then who is going to hack into the mainframe, Eddie? Eddie: You're a computer! You do it! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Russ the Software Demon: Dizzay, point that puppy up high so the creature will spit Gary at the proper angle. Dizzay: Look, he's not even -- He's not even paying attention to it. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago

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