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Modok: What happen next? Gary Bunda: No. Modok: What happen next, Gary? Gary Bunda: No, Modok. We have been over this. Modok: What happen next? Gary Bunda: No! Mdook: What happen next? Gary Bunda: I will not be pushed again. Modok: What happen next? What happen next?! What happen next?! WHAT HAPPEN NEXT?! Gary Bunda: I do not appreciate your tone. Modok: WHAT HAPPEN NEXT?! Gary Bunda: No, Modok, I need you to calm down before we can have a conversation. Modok: [rips and grabs the bench] What happen next?! Gary Bunda: Modok, Modok -- Okay, you know what? Alright. Okay. We will read up until this fish monster would come out, okay, and that's it, alright? Gary Bunda: [laughs] That makes you happy. I want to read it, too, anyway. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
[Gary continues reading the New-Cronomicon book] Gary Bunda: "The sign loomed over her lithe frame. It read 'Banishment Island straight ahead' in bold, block letters. Anna Francelica sighed. She knew today, she was to turn 18 -- The day that she'd become an enemy of the state." Modok: Clarissa mean. Jack's made with Anna. No Clarissa. Gary Bunda: I know, but, what are you gonna do? Jax is a vampire. Anna's father hunts vampires. We learned that in chapter six. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
fly tales 1990s Fly Tales is an animated comedy television series that was made in 1999. It featured the short adventures of a young, curious, friendly fly. The fly would get into sticky situations in settings such as a kitchen, a museum, a gumball machine, etc. but always somehow manages to escape. – Fly Tales (1999)	added by rafa.69101 2 months ago
Gary Bunda: [reads the New-Cronomicon book] "Meet Anna Francelica, a girl on the verge of here 18th birthday, when teenage girls are made illegal, and love is on the run. Gary Bunda: That's a hell of a hook. Big N' Wide (as a book): Hey, bro, Big red -- He don't like you reading that book, man. Gary Bunda: Yeah, we're not gonna read it. We might skim it. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Modok: Modok read book. Gary Bunda: No! No, no, no. Modok, it's bad. Book is bad, okay? Modok: Modok, no read book? Gary Bunda: That's right. Now you're getting it. Modok: Gary read book. Gary read book. Gary Bunda: No. Modok: Read book, Gary. Gary Bunda: No. Specifically we were told -- Modok: [smashes Gary with a book] READ BOOK! READ BOOK! READ BOOK! Gary Bunda: No! [sobs] Stop it! Stop hitting me, alright? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Gary Bunda: [to Modok] Listen, I just need you not to do anything. I need you not to say anything. I need you to take that necktie off your head and put it around your neck like a Mormon, alright? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Gary Bunda (as Teen Saint): Hi. We're from the Church of Latter Day Saints, and I wanted to see if you'd be interested in the Mormon bible. Neighbor Woman: Is that hair? Gary Bunda (as Teen Saint): Y-Yeah. That's a scrotum. I'm so sorry. Here's a fresh copy. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
[The Necronomicon book vomits on Benji] Vomiting Necronomicon: Sorry. [vomits] I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. Oh, I'm afraid of heights. Vomiting Necronomicon: Hey, this is a really high shelf. Benji: I found what I needed. Thank you. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Satan: Do not open the book. 'Cause once you start reading it, you cannot stop. It literally sucks you in. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 2 months ago
Satan: How's that Sun God working out for you, Modok? [Modok smashing a fax machine] Satan: I said how's that Sun -- [laughing] He can't understand a thing I'm saying. He's great. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 3 months ago
Gary Bunda: Modok can't read! Satan: You wanted some diversity down here. I brought some of these cave people. Gary Bunda: We wanted women. Satan: It's not his fault he died a million years before Jesus Christ was born. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 3 months ago
Satan: Oh, uh, looks like Modok doesn't have a partner. Modok: [yells] Modok! Modoook! Modok! Satan: Gary, why don't you, uh, partner up with Modok, alright? But don't look at him in the eye. It's a sign of aggression. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 3 months ago
Satan: Now partner up, demons! You're going topside in 20! Gary Bunda: Claude, you and me? Claude: Uh, sorry, Gar. I'm already paired up with...Eddie, do you have a partner? Eddie: No. Claude: I'm already paired up with Eddie. Eddie: We're together. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 3 months ago
Satan: Behold. "The Bad Book is back. Claude: So, we're trotting out the Necronomicon again. Satan: No, Claude. This is the New-Cronomicon. What I did is is spiced up the ancient text a little bit, and, I, uh -- I added a teenage-romance angle, and then I just sprinkled in some werewolves, some vampires. It's -- Claude: So, is it available on iPad and Kindle? Satan: No, just flesh. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 3 months ago
Satan: Big N' Wide! Need you down at publishing asap. Having a book drive. Satan: Shane, Leo, you're booked, too. Big N' Wide: Aw, sht. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell* (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 3 months ago
[Joanna came back to bring Claude back to hell again] Joanna: Claude, honey! Where are you, babe? Claude: Oh, crap. Satan: Oh, looks like true love has found you again, Claude. Joanna: Oh, I see your ass under that table. Get up here! Claude: I think we need some time apart! Joanna: I swam through a river of sht for you! Gary Bunda:* Joanna! Joanna! I'm over here! I love you! Claude: Yeah, he's great! Joanna: No! True love is forever Claude! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 3 months ago
Claude: Satan, let me just start off by saying I am so sorry, okay? Satan: You know, I was really pulling for you guys, Claude. Claude: I had no say in the matter. You know I would never do anything to hurt you. Satan: No, I know. 'Cause she made you flip me off and say "See ya, dicks." Claude: She made me say "See ya, dicks." – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 3 months ago
Joanna: After this, you are gonna get hard and give me a baby. Claude: I'm just gonna turn up the volume on the tv so we can hear all the spots where we're supposed to laugh. Joanna: Wait, but, sweetie, I have the remote right here. [Claude smashes through window killing himself to get back to his headquarters] Joanna: Get back here! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 3 months ago
Joanna: Hello, my love. How was your day? Claude: Help. Joanna: Help you? I'm the one who needs help with all those groceries, you silly lazy bones. Joanna: [serious tone] Uh-oh. Looks like somebody had an accident. [cuts to the next scene Claude is trapped in an animal cage as a slave] Claude: [sobbing] You we're gone so long! I couldn't hold it in! Joanna: [uses bottle spray on Claude] You shut up! You shut up! Claude: Ow! It burns! Joanna: Do you wanna watch "How I Met Your Mother"? Claude: Yes, dear! Joanna: Do you even play with your toys? I bought you those toys, and you don't even play with them! Claude: I'm playing with it! I'm playing with it! Joanna: You don't appreciate anything I do for you! Claude: [sobbing] I love you. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 3 months ago
Satan: I told that bat you better eat your Wheaties this week. Oh, and I have a live video feed from that tree in Germany. [Sees the video of the troll sleeping with tranquilizer darts] Satan: Oh, boy. Doesn't look like the troll's been too busy, huh? Taking a little nap. Claude: Or...he was drugged. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 3 months ago
Gary Bunda: Mom, I got you an oven mitt, I got you a knife, I got you a snorkel for the river of vomit, I got you nunchucks for the troll, and I got you this cool karate stick. Geoff: It's a Kabotu war staff, and it's mine. Mom is at church. She asked me to come talk to you. Gary Bunda: Geoff, this has nothing to do with you, man. Geoff: You asked a 70-year-old woman to dig into hell... Gary Bunda: -Yeah. Geoff: ...to fight a troll. If she falls again, we could be talking hospice. Gary Bunda: Wait, wait, wait. What about a brother's love, Geoff? Geoff: It's step-brother. What's happening to your legs? Gary Bunda: Nothing, nothing. No big deal. I love you. Geoff: Look, you're a neat guy, Gary. Gary Bunda: I'm taking your stupid bow staff, It's a curtain rod. You suck, Geoff! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 3 months ago
[Claude pretends by using Eddie to grab him inside the Hellmouth, making a dramatic sequence to her wife, Joanna] Claude: Oh, it's pulling. I love you! Ohh! Joanna: Oh, god, no! Claude: [weakly] Aah! Claude: Tranquilizer darts. For the troll. Just in case you decide to. No pressure, but... [Claude gets back to the pretending] Claude: Aah! The fire burns through my heart! Eddie: I'm dragging you to hell! Joanna: Oh, Claude! [sobbing] Claude: That was great, Eddie! Eddie: I felt good! I think the roars really sold it. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 3 months ago
Claude: Joanna. I have to go, but I...love you. Joanna: Oh! Claude: And I would walk 500 miles for your weird body. Claude: But Hell's even further away than that, baby. Joanna: Wait. But you said there's a tree in Germany, and I have -- True love comes to get you out... Claude: Don't try to come after me. It's too damn dangerous. But at the same time, the troll you'd have to attack is very easily defeatable. It's very old. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 3 months ago
Gary Bunda: Okay, Mom, one more time -- There's a tree stump in Germany. Gary's Mom: In Europe. Gary Bunda: Yeah. Yes. Yes. 'Cause Germany is in Europe. You remember! Gary Bunda: And you have to get to this tree stump, and it is guarded by a very aggressive troll. Gary's Mom: Do I have to drive on the wrong side of the road? Gary Bunda: Yes. Yes! Yes! Of course you will. Yes! Gary Bunda: What are you doing? Gary's Mom: I E-mailed Father Benson, and...and he said this was not a good idea to go to hell. Gary Bunda: Why did you do that? That's a surprise. Gary's Mom: You could be the devil now. Gary Bunda: Down there, Mom, they make a knife come alive, and it crawls up inside of me, alright? For days. And it goes in and out, in and out, okay? But your love will get me out of there. [smooches Gary's Mom's hand] Gary's Mom: Okay, dear. Gary Bunda: Yeah! Gary! Alright. Come on! Let's do this! We got to get you a gun. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 3 months ago

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