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Dade Murphy:
Hack the planet! Hack the planet!

Hackers (1995)

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Johnny:
It’s not the size of the dog in the fight; it’s the size of the fight in the dog.

Coach White:
Depends on the dog in the fight.

McFarland, USA (2015)

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You're just the grease on the axle that makes the slime of the world rotate!!

Mommie Dearest (1981)

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Oh Ms. Sarah - Uncle Martin's gone Nutty-Nuts!

Clifford (1994)

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Destro:
Oh Great Cobra, We Await Thy Bidding Give Us A Sign!

G.I. Joe: A Real American Hero (1983)

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My ancestors are smiling at me imperials can you say the same?

The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim (2011)

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Inqusitor:
So, God is the author of Evil?

Defendant:
It has a place in His Plan.

The Shoes of the Fisherman (1968/I)

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Andy Griffith:
Call the Man.

The Andy Griffith Show (1960)

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Darius:
I've got it, a new law! From this day forth, everyone will pray only to Daniel's God, no more of this silly praying to me business. Now who's idea was that anyway? Oh, oh yes, I remember.

Scallion 1:
I hear they're looking for wisemen down in Egypt. Being fun, got to go now!

Scallion 2:
Yeah, see ya!

(Daniel & Darius chases The Scallions in the Ending in Babylon)

Darius:
Where do you think you're going? Come back here, you scoundrels! You scallywags! Not so fast! Stop! I'm the King, you must stop now! Come back here!

(while King Darius tells them to stop & the ending)

VeggieTales: Where's God When I'm S-Scared (1993)

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Archibald:
I've got it, a new law! From this day forth, everyone will play only to Daniel's God, no more of this silly praying to me business. Now who's idea was that anyway? Oh, oh yes, I remember.

Scallion #1:
I hear they're looking for wisemen down in Egypt. Being fun, got to go now!

Scallion #2:
Yeah, see ya!

(Larry & Archibald chases The Scallions in the Ending in Babylon)

Archibald:
Where do you think you're going? Come back here, you scoundrels! You scallywags! Not so fast! Stop! I'm the King, you must stop now! Come back here!

(while Archibald tells them to stop & the ending)

VeggieTales: Where's God When I'm S-Scared? (1994)

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4 months ago

Capt. Griff:
She's enough to make a bulldog bust its chain.

Naked Kiss (1964)

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A common man is a sleeping lion. Don’t poke it. If woken, it would rip you apart.

Jai Ho (2014/I)

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Orlando:
Helen, if I'm away from you for more than an hour, I can't stop thinking about you. I carry you in my spirit. I pray for you more than I pray for myself.

Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005)

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Pacha:
We'll have two specials. Is that all right, *dear*?

Kuzco (Llama dressed as a woman):
Oh, whatever you say pumpkin, you know what I like!

Emperor's New Groove (2000)

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4 months ago

The most frequent quote of the whole movie is used by all the Redfish clan:
"It works if you let it!"

Roadie (1980)

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Michaela:
"Papa called last night from Italy, my darling, he's missing his Lorenzacchio very very much but he wants me to tell you he's making a big banquet of brain food for the cleverest doctors in the world who've gathered together to put the myelin back in the shaking puppy dogs and if they can achieve that, someday there might be a way to help all the people who have lost their myelin not only the boys with ALD, but the people with Multiple Sclerosis and many other diseases, Lorenzo, and then think my brave boy, if they can ever give you back your myelin, you'll be able to tell your brain,"

Lorenzo:
"To tell my brain"

Michaela:
"To tell your toes."

Lorenzo:
"To tell my toes."

Michaela:
"Your fingers."

Lorenzo:
"my fingers."

Michaela:
"Your anything to do what you want them to do."

Lorenzo:
"To do what I want them to do."

Both:
"And then, one day..."

Lorenzo:
"I'll hear my voice and all these words I'm thinking will get outside my head."

Lorenzo's Oil (1992)

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Woody:
"You... are... a... toy!"

Toy Story (1995)

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Dan Rowan:
As a 7-star general: Now if we send tanks and planes and guns and bombs and napalm... to Israel and Egypt... then the Arabs and the Jews will be able to settle their differences like true Christians.

Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In Pilot Special (1967)

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Jo Anne Worley:
If you will watch me, at no time does my mouth leave my face.

Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In Pilot Special (1967)

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Jo Anne Worley:
I didn't realize Boris was that non-violent until he borrowed my psychedelic earrings.

Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In Pilot Special (1967)

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Jo Anne Worley:
Boris and I fell in love at a peace rally, but then he attacked me.

[laughs]

Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In Pilot Special (1967)

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Barbara Feldon:
I have nothing against Hugh Hefner personally. It's just that I object to anyone building an empire based on the moral standards of a rabbit.

Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In Pilot Special (1967)

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4 months ago

Gordon Cooper:
You boys know what makes this bird go up? FUNDING makes this bird go up.

Gus Grissom:
He's right. No bucks, no Buck Rogers.

The Right Stuff ()

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Max:
They're there, they're there!!!

Great Race (1965)

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Colonel Saito:
I have already given the order.

Bridge on the River Kwai (1957)

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4 months ago

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