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Sofía:
¡A mí me mandó a la chingada!

El Mariachi Gringo (2012)

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6 months ago

deep nuts

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone (2001)

added by anonymous
6 months ago

Put a motor on it, Jakey!

Lucky Numbers (2000)

added by anonymous
6 months ago

Day off? Off day!

McLintock! (1963)

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6 months ago

"Are you one of Bill's people?"

Blood Drips Heavily on Newsies Square (1991)

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6 months ago

"And remember, don't drop the soap around Uncle Phil!"

Blood Drips Heavily on Newsies Square (1991)

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6 months ago

Knowledge of non-knowledge is power

Fubar II (2010)

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6 months ago

At the end we are all alone...

Person of Interest (2011)

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6 months ago

Trigger:
Hello Seymour, I Have A Little Present For U.

Like Father Like Son (1987)

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6 months ago

Trigger:
A (C)! MyDad Would Give Me His Porno Collection If I Got A (C).

Like Father Like Son (1987)

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6 months ago

Rick:
Your Going With Him!?!

Laurie:
Chris Considers Me More Important Than His Grandma, Right Chris?

Chris:
Yeah, Sure, Right Trigger.

Trigger:
Hates Her.

Like Father Like Son (1987)

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6 months ago

Jack In Chris's Body To Trigger:
Did I Win?

Trigger:
No, U Dove 10 Yards Too Soon Dock, U Still Haven't Crossed The Finish Line!

Like Father Like Son (1987)

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6 months ago

Jack In Chris's Body To Trigger:
Look U Little S**t! U Do Whatever The Hell U Have To Do To Get Us Out Of This! Or U Will Never Finish Puberty! Do I Make Myself Clear!!

Like Father Like Son (1987)

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6 months ago

Lorenzo:
"Why are all these people here?"

Immunosuppression doctor:
"What did you say, Lorenzo?"

Lorenzo:
"Why are all these people here?"

Male Lab Voice:
"He asks why all these people are here."

Immunosuppression doctor:
"They're all doctors and they want to learn how to help other boys in the future."

Lorenzo:
"Other boys with the boo-boo?"

Lorenzo's Oil (1992)

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6 months ago

Viola:
[as Sebastian] Hey. HEY! What up? You must be my room-mates.

Duke:
[laughs]

[Viola clears throat]

Duke:
What-what's your name?

Viola:
Sebastian Hastings.

Duke:
Duke Orsino.

Viola:
[grunts]

Duke:
Um, ok, ok, ok, ok! Um, this is Andrew and Toby. They live next door.

Andrew:
Yeah, freshman dorms thattaway, twiglet.

Toby:
Seriously, how old are you?

Viola:
I skipped a couple of grades. I'm brilliant, shh! Anyway, you know when our soccer try-outs start?

Duke:
Noon. You play?

Viola:
Absolutely. Centre-forward. You know it, bra. So, uh, you play the beautiful sport, bro? Brothers? Brethren?

Duke:
Yeah, I'm a striker. Andrew and Toby are half-backs.

Viola:
Schveet!

Duke:
Ok, w-why do you have tampons in your boot?

Viola:
Um, I get really bad nose bleeds?

Andrew:
So you stick 'em up your nose?

Viola:
Yeah! What, you've, you've never done that?

[Boys shake head]

Viola:
Oh my! Beckhem does it all the time.

Duke:
Serious?

Viola:
Yes. Look, let me show you how to do it. Take that off and whatever that is, and, and you stick it right in. It absorbs right up!

Duke:
That's disgusting!

Andrew:
Oh my god! You're room-mates a freak!

She's the Man ()

added by anonymous
6 months ago

ah gee hush

Bejewelled (1991)

added by anonymous
6 months ago

Lucy:
[to Mitch] Just what do you do for the Hadley Oil Company?

Kyle:
We're troubleshooters. Wherever they want trouble, they send for us.

Mitch:
I, uh, have a sheepskin that says I'm a geologist.

Kyle:
I was kicked out of the same school. They found rocks in my head.

Written on the Wind (1956)

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6 months ago

Augusto:
It's a school, Lorenzo, like any other school.

Lorenzo:
It's fully of doctors?

Michaela:
Yes, darling.

Lorenzo's Oil (1992)

added by anonymous
6 months ago

Charles F. Muntz:
(last words) Any last words, Fredricksen?! Come on, spit it out! Enough! I'm taking that bird back with me... ALIVE, OR DEAD!

Up (2009)

added by anonymous
6 months ago

Fred Sanford:
Telling Esther there's no God is like telling Jimmy Carter there's no more toothpaste.

Sanford and Son (1972)

added by anonymous
6 months ago

Attaboy Luther!

Ghost and Mr. Chicken (1966)

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6 months ago

Bodhi:
Just waiting for my set.

Point Break (1991)

added by anonymous
6 months ago

Dickie, have you seen Francine?

Slap Shot (1977)

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6 months ago

Detective Strode:
[after Frankie is unexpectedly thrust into a bank robbery while working] Okay, okay. Let's take this from the top.

Francesca 'Frankie' Sutton:
I thought we covered everything.

Detective Strode:
How well did you know the perpetrator?

Francesca 'Frankie' Sutton:
I've just known Darnell from around the way, is all. We live in the same projects.

Detective Strode:
Frankie, will you do me a favor? Just tell me one thing, and we'll get out of here.

Francesca 'Frankie' Sutton:
Sure.

Detective Strode:
What's the procedure when you're being robbed?

Francesca 'Frankie' Sutton:
Look, sir, I kn...

Detective Strode:
Stop! Stop! Stop! Now... what's the procedure when you're being robbed?

Francesca 'Frankie' Sutton:
You pull the money clip from your right-hand drawer. And then you signal with your left hand.

Detective Strode:
You signal with the left. So you know the procedure.

Francesca 'Frankie' Sutton:
Yes, like I said, the procedure has been told to me over a million times.

Detective Strode:
So, why is it, if that procedure's been drummed into your head a million times... you got that procedure down... Why wouldn't you follow it? Huh?

Francesca 'Frankie' Sutton:
Because he had a gun! And I went for my clip, but he shot her! He shot her right in front of me!

Mr. Zachery:
I'm afraid, Miss Sutton, that we're going to have to let you go. The fact that you knew the perpetrator doesn't sit well with us.

Francesca 'Frankie' Sutton:
Wait, wait. But that's not right. I haven't done anything wrong! I can't help who I know! Mr. Zachary, just last week, you gave me a promotion. Now you're going to take my job away from me like this?

Mr. Zachery:
What happens the next time one of your friends robs the bank? How do we know you're not in collusion?

Francesca 'Frankie' Sutton:
[angrily] In COLLUSION? Let me tell you something! I am here at 8:20 sharp every morning and I work my ass off until quitting time. Yesterday, I counted $240,000 by hand for you! That's how you should KNOW! I mean, COME ON! This is just NOT RIGHT! I nearly got blown away in your tight-ass fucking bank, and you're going to FIRE me? You couldn't even WAIT!

Set It Off (1996)

added by anonymous
6 months ago

Bam What

Liv and Maddie (2013)

added by anonymous
6 months ago

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