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Ted: Troy, have a moment with your computer? Cliff the Software Demon: Hey, sorry about the shack, man. My CD-ROM drive's all wonky. Ted: I'm going to gouge your eyes out. Satan: Hey, Ted. Welcome back, buddy. Come with me. I got a new job for you. Ted: [to Cliff] I'm coming for those eyes. Cliff the Software Demon: You don't have the balls. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 28 days ago
Cliff the Software Demon: $2 million worth of cocaine and hookers -- Boom, gone! I had never tried alcohol before. Can you believe that? It's amazing! [laughs] But all the solders came loose on my motherboard, burned up my hard-drive. I really did. That's what happens when you're bumping and grinding, you know? [laughs] Vegas, baby! Troy: Yeah, sounds like you had a real wild time. Cliff the Software Demon: I did. I very much did. Troy: Are you getting this or what? Cliff the Software Demon: Getting what? Troy: The document I'm sending to you. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 28 days ago
Ted: For my last meal, I'd like one freshly-baked acorn -- [Ted gets executed in prison] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 28 days ago
[Ted gets back into his dead body by using strange lotion] Cliff the Software Demon: Oh, there he is! Look at this guy! You're back, baby! [laughs] Hey, you look really good. Ted: I know we don't have electricity in here, but, Cliff, we'll get you a phone, get you Wi-Fi. We can start bombing people. Like you taught me -- More professional, you know? Cliff the Software Demon: Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Turn around, dude. Let's see those legs working, huh? [chuckles] Yeah. Ted: You and me, man we're gonna do it. [Cliff betrays Ted by eject disks to cut off Ted's legs] Ted: [screams] Cliff: [calls the police] Yeah, FBI, please. Yeah, I have a tip on the Tree-Huger Bomber. Yeah, is that $2 million dollar reward still available? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 28 days ago
[Saul gets put in prison] Saul: No! The rocks told me I was supposed lead the mole men! The rocks told me I had greatness inside of me! Mole Men Prisoner: I'll put greatness inside of you. [laughs evilly] – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 28 days ago
Saul: No! You can't be king! I should king! Johnny Tambourine: King? I'm king? [Saul strangles Johnny] Johnny Tambourine: [while being strangled] Oh, wow! – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 28 days ago
Mole Men #3: I'm sick of thinking! – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 28 days ago
Dr. Lawrence 'Brad' Perkins: So, by show of applause...Saul Malone! Old Mole Men: [claps] Oh, no, sorry. I didn't mean to clap. – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 28 days ago
[Many people and creatures of the Mole Man created their own campaign video] Mole Men #1: So, what do you make about all this election business? Mole Men #2: It's confusing. There so many choices. Mole Men #1: If only there was someone who talked like you and me. Clancy: Hi. I am Clancy Burrows, and I talk like you and me. I talk about family, digging, and old-time religion. Isn't that enough? Bertrum: No, it's not enough, Clancy Burrows! Mole men deserve a king with new ideas and plans, ideas for a revitalized downtown... [shows the Mole men where they transport places with hamster tubes] Bertrum: Ideas to tackle our crippling social issues... [shows the Mole men being put in a meat grinder] Bertrum: Idead to address immigration reform... [shows Saul, Johnny, and Robot stranded in a dark area while someone filming them] Bertrum: ...and an idea so big, I refuse to divulge it until after the election! [shows Clancy confused at a big question mark] Bertrum: Do you hear that, Clancy Burrows?! It's the sound of new plans and ideas! Or maybe you can't hear it...because you are deaf! Announcer: The floating pancake says he won't raise taxes to rebuild the village. The floating pancake is a liar. Chinacula: I'm Chinacula, and I approve this message. Saul: You vicious mole-men troglodytes have to stop digging those rocks. What you're doing is wrong! Dead wrong! So vote for me, Saul Malone. Robot: [sarcastic] Wow. Saul: You liked it, huh? Robot: [sarcastic] Wow. Saul: The election is as good as mine. Johnny Tambourine: I'm going to vote for that Bertrum chap. He's the only one tough enough to stand up to the immigrants. Robot: [surprised] Wow! – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 28 days ago
Saul: Wait! Wait! Wait! I'm supposed to lead the mole men! Me! Saul Malone! There's greatness inside of me. Anne-Zod: He was here before you. [referring to Chincula behind Saul] – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 28 days ago
[Clancy and Bertrum sees they're father struggling to get up while caught on fire] Bertrum: Father, obviously you're dying, so -- Real quick -- I'm the heir to the throne, correct? Clancy: BERTRUM! – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 29 days ago
Clancy: We will rebuild the village exactly as it was, down to the last carelessly placed, misshapen mud brick! Bertrum: Don't rebuild the village, you nitwit! This is an opportunity to build mole-man terrace, a planned community! Father would have loved -- Clancy: Father would have eaten those plans and then excreted them out and then consumed the excretion and then regurgitated the consumed excretion into your mouth, Bertrum! – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 29 days ago
Mother Rock: You must lead them, Saul Malone. Lead them to a better way! Saul: Me, lead the mole men? I've never led anything in my life! In high school -- Mother Rock: ENOUGH ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL! NO ONE CARES ABOUT HIGH SCHOOL! – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 29 days ago
Saul: A talking rock. Mother Rock: Yes. We are sentient beings as you suspected. Saul: I knew it! Take that, Nathaniel Baltimore...[spits] ...my rival from the Tallahassee geological license review board. – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 29 days ago
Saul: In high school they called me Saul Gayrock just 'cause I drew a heart around a rare geode in my textbook. – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 29 days ago
STRATA Operator #1: Play it again. [STRATA Operator #2 plays the recorder of Saul's messages from another place] Saul: STRATA, come in! It's Saul Malone! I'm trapped in the center of the Earth! STRATA Operator #1: I can't hear squat! STRATA Operator #2: The wave form is unstable. [STRATA Operator #2 plays it again] Saul: STRATA, come in! It's Saul Malone! I'm trapped in the center of the Earth! STRATA Operator #1: It's completely unintelligible! – Saul of the Mole Men (2007)	added by timothyj.29104 29 days ago
[Ted comes back to his old home to get his body back] Ted: Angela. You waited. My tap shoes...right there on my dead body. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Cliff the Software Demon: If we can get your soul back up into your body, there's no limit to the number of people we can explode. Ted: You're right. Let's blow this popsicle stand. Oh, wait. We already did. [Cliff and Ted both laugh] Ted: Talk-- Talking about Hell. Cliff the Software Demon: No, I know. I-I got what you were talking about. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
[Troy gets exploded by one of Ted's bombing packages] Troy: Does that package smell like bat sht? [Gary smells the package] Gary Bunda:* [gags] Oh, yeah. Troy: Don't open it. No, you know what? You should open it. Gary Bunda: Don't you yell at me. And where are your arms, you idiot? You look dumb. I may have already won, and I like those odds. [Gary's package explodes] Gary Bunda: [muffled] What was that? Good one. I can't hear anything. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Ted: I'm all alone down here. Cliff the Software Demon: You're not alone, Ted. I read your manifesto, and I think you had a lot of good ideas in there. [chuckles] Not the stuff about blowing up computers, of course. Ted: What does it matter? Satan shredded it, anyway. Cliff the Software Demon: I scanned it. It's right here...in my belly. [laughs] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
[Ted gives secret bomb packages for his friends for revenge] Benji: Come on, Ted. We're sorry about the jokes. Plus, we know these are bombs. Dizzay: Mine is a pile of bat turds with a timer. Gary Bunda: That's so funny, 'cause so is mine. Ted: [to Gary] You try finding fertilizer in Hell. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Dizzay: There he is. Ted, my man. [cuts to the next scene where Ted is dressed up as his original clothing of the Tree-Huger Bomber] Ted: No, I get that a lot. Different Ted. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
[Gary spinning and playing with his chair] Gary Bunda: Wee-oh, wee-oh, wee-ooh, wee-ooh. I'm a police siren. Dizzay: Really? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Elderly Woman: "Yore killing the turtles." "Yore"? Like -- Like in "Days of yore"? Elderly Man: We don't have any turtles. [The Elderly Couple got exploded by one of Ted's explosive packages] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago

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