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Earl:
Out of your bunk, hands off junk.

My Name Is Earl (2005)

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6 months ago

Frances:
Is that it?

Cay:
I've known you longer than anyone in my life

Frances:
What does that mean?

Cay:
That will never be it.

Desert Hearts (1985)

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6 months ago

Linda Powell:
Did I overreact? Do you know who this is?

Singles (1992)

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7 months ago

Prisoner:
Burn in Hell!

Cardinal Richelieu:
You first.

Three Musketeers (1993)

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7 months ago

Max:
He ruined my dream journal!

Linus:
I did not! Mr. Electric, send him to the principal’s office and have him EXPELLED!

(Max throws the journal at Linus)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl 3-D (2005)

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7 months ago

Shaggy:
It really was the ghosts, they locked us in the freezer.. oh and they ate all the ice-cream too.

Scooby-Doo! The Mystery Begins (2009)

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7 months ago

Jesse:
Maybe we should rethink the whole thing. This guy gives me a bad feeling.

Petra:
I'll give you a bad feeling if you ruin this for me.

Minecraft: Story Mode - A Telltale Games Series (2015)

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7 months ago

Jesse:
Hey, you all know Petra... my new super close friend. We're super close now.

(Petra facepalms and shakes her head)

Jesse:
We ran into each other while I was looking for Reuben.

Minecraft: Story Mode - A Telltale Games Series (2015)

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7 months ago

Petra:
And if you want to be really useful, try to look intimidating.

Jesse:
Like this?

(Jesse makes a glaring face)

Petra:
I'm less scared of you than scared for you.

Minecraft: Story Mode - A Telltale Games Series (2015)

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7 months ago

Petra:
Remember what EnderCon was like BEFORE it was cool?

Jesse:
Remember what WE were like before WE were cool?

Petra:
Some of us will never be cool.

Minecraft: Story Mode - A Telltale Games Series (2015)

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7 months ago

Petra:
Remember what EnderCon was like BEFORE it was cool?

Jesse:
Remember what WE were like before WE were cool?

Petra:
Some of us will never be cool.

Jesse:
Ha-ha.

Minecraft: Story Mode - A Telltale Games Series (2015)

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7 months ago

(after Jesse falls on top of the water)

Jesse:
It burns; it burns!

Petra:
Don't you know? You dive INTO the water- you don't land on top of it!

Minecraft: Story Mode - A Telltale Games Series (2015)

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7 months ago

Petra:
I want to show you something.

Jesse:
Not that this isn't a really cool, dimly-lit tunnel, but... how far away is this thing you want to show me?

Petra:
Careful, Jesse. You don't want to get a reputation as a wimp.

Jesse:
This isn't my first time in a cave, Petra.

Petra:
Yeah, but have you ever seen-- a Wither Skull?

(Petra shows Jesse the Wither Skull)

Jesse:
Whoa!

Petra:
Fresh from the Nether. You're the first person I showed it to.

Jesse:
You risked your life for that dusty old skull?

Petra:
No, I risked my life for the thing I'm gonna EXCHANGE for that dusty old skull. There's this guy I'm meeting up with at EnderCon-- he's gonna trade me a diamond for it. Being the resident go-getter pays off once in awhile.

Jesse:
Is a Wither Skull worth that much?

Petra:
Are you kidding? For all the trouble I had to go to get it, I should be asking for much more.

Jesse:
Wow.

Petra:
Wow... what?

Jesse:
In a single day, you went to the Nether, you killed a Wither skeleton... I mean, I DID build a super-cool statue, but still, it's pretty sweet being you, huh?

Petra:
You know, you could come with me. I mean, if you're too nervous, I totally get it. But I wouldn't mind a little backup.

Jesse:
You want ME? To come with YOU.

Petra:
Consider it my charitable act for the day.

Jesse:
I'll consider it whatever you want me to consider it-- so long as I get to come.

(Jesse sees Petra's crafting table)

Jesse:
You just keep a crafting table down here?

Petra:
Comes in handy. Since that wooden sword of yours got busted...

Jesse:
You're giving me a new one?

Petra:
Even better. You can make your own. One stick, plus two stones equals one sword.

(Jesse opens Petra's chest)

Petra:
Just grab what you need.

Jesse:
Oh, ok, thanks. Hey, is all this stuff yours?

Petra:
No, we're just stealing it from whoever was dumb enough to leave this down here. Of course it's mine.

Jesse:
Just making sure. Oh, here we go. Jackpot!

(Jesse crafts his/her sword)

Petra:
See, isn't it better when you make it yourself?

(Jesse smiles)

Minecraft: Story Mode - A Telltale Games Series (2015)

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7 months ago

(after seeing the Ocelots perform their handshake)

Olivia:
Woah. Handshake. We don't have a handshake.

Jesse:
We'll just... make one up. Well call it the... uhh... The "Redstone Rap"!

(Olivia, Axel, and Jesse perform their awful handshake)

Olivia:
And just like that, I'm nervous again.

Minecraft: Story Mode - A Telltale Games Series (2015)

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7 months ago

Petra:
Well, if you need anything, you know where to find me.

Olivia:
None of us know where to find you.

Petra:
Exactly.

Minecraft: Story Mode - A Telltale Games Series (2015)

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7 months ago

Olivia:
So, does this source of yours make posters for a living?

Axel:
Yeah. My source... uhh... doesn't exist. You guys are my only friends.

Minecraft: Story Mode - A Telltale Games Series (2015)

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7 months ago

Petra:
How about a lecture on the power of my fists? It's short- but deadly.

Minecraft: Story Mode - A Telltale Games Series (2015)

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7 months ago

Olivia:
I just don't want people to give us one more reason to call us losers.

Jesse:
We're not losers, Olivia. But if that's the case... it means we win at being losers.

Minecraft: Story Mode - A Telltale Games Series (2015)

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7 months ago

Mrs. Wormwood:
What exactly are you suggesting, Miss Smith? That Bane originated in outer space?

The Sarah Jane Adventures (2007)

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7 months ago

Brick Top:
You're on thin fucking ice my pedigree chums, and I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fuck off.

Snatch ()

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7 months ago

Mr. Freeze:
Fifteen years today, darling. Did you think I forgot? How could I? The day we met was the happiest day of my life. A gift for you. I found it in the snow. Fragile beauty clinging to life in this frozen wasteland. Like you, Nora.

Batman & Mr. Freeze: SubZero (1998)

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7 months ago

Frank Dux:
Say it. Say it. Sayyyyyyy ittttttttt!

Bloodsport (1988)

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7 months ago

Tucker:
You know what I used to tell all my racers? "Don't look back, leave it all on the track."

Racing Stripes (2005)

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7 months ago

Tagline:
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.

Jaws 2 (1978)

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7 months ago

The Grinch:
It’s because I’m green, isn’t it?! ~points long finger at taxi...

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

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7 months ago

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