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Satan: I made you an appointment with a great obstetrician. Troy, I want you to escort Mama Bear topside. Gary Bunda: Thank you so much. Satan: Thank you. [kisses Gary] Now, go. Go. Bring me back my son. Gary Bunda: I will. Satan: Can't wait. Love you. Gary Bunda: I love you. [while Gary and Troy are inside the elevator] Gary Bunda: You know, I'm just impressed as to how well Satan is taking everything. [Satan turns off the elevator] Gary Bunda: Oh, no, Troy. Make sure you call the OB/GYN and tell him we're gonna be late for the appointment. He is so hard to book. Oh, this is so funny. Troy: [realizes what trap he got into] There's no OB/GYN, Gary. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Gary Bunda: I may be dead and in Hell, but now I have a reason to live. [to his demon baby] And so do you. [to Satan] You're gonna be a daddy. What do you think, Papa? Satan: You kept this from me. Are you insane? I'm gonna be a daddy? [crying] That's my boy inside there! [Gary and Satan both sob] Satan: That's my boy! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Satan: What is that? Gary Bunda: It's a magazine. I mean, print media is on its way up, but I'm pretty surprised how quickly you've forgotten. Satan: Not the magazine, you moron. THE MODEL! SHE SHOULD BE SHOWING -- NINE MONTHS PREGNANT! Gary Bunda: Oh, she's showing. She's got a baby bump right there. Satan: NO! THAT'S BABY FAT! Gary Bunda: [crying] Stop yelling at me. Satan: FOOL! Gary Bunda: [crying] You don't know what's happening to me. I'm a hippo! Satan: What -- What's going on here? Gary Bunda: Nothing. Troy: [to Satan] You accidentally crawled inside Gary's butt, and now he's having your baby, sir. Gary Bunda: Troy, you vegan asshole! Troy: He ought to know. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Gary Bunda: There is a life force growing inside of my guts. [voice breaking] It's the biggest responsibility that I've ever had. And if Satan thinks that he can hurt one hair on my little soldier's head, then he's gonna have Mama Gary to deal with. Troy: You're an idiot. Satan's gonna kill you and your butt baby. Gary Bunda: Our butt baby. Gary Bunda: I hope it comes out my butt. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Dr. Mengle: You are pregnant. Gary Bunda: How is that even possible? Troy: Satan turned into a snake and penetrated your butt, remember? Dr. Mengle: Half its DNA is a turd. It's penis is hard and sharp, like a roofing nail. Do you want to keep this monstrosity? Troy: No, no, we don't need to do that. We'll just scoop this guy out, dump him in the toilet, and call it a day. Gary Bunda: MY BODY, MY DECISION! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Gary Bunda: Hey there, fellas. What's crack-a-lacking? Eddie: Oh, nothing. We're just hanging out, shooting the sht. Gary Bunda:* Really? Eddie: Yeah. Gary Bunda: It seems like you guys are just out here talking about your yoga routines and just PURPOSELY EXCLUDING ME! Dizzay: Come on, Gary, it ain't like that, man. Gary Bunda: Really? How else are my feelings wrong? What, are you like the little conductor for my emotions, and I should feel how it is you think it's appropriate for me to feel? Dizzay: Okay. Gary Bunda: Well, maybe if there was a little bit more communication in this circle of "friends" that I thought I was a spoke of... Eddie: Shut up. Gary Bunda: Do any of you even like me for me? Benji: Gary? Gary, we like you. It's just, lately, you've just been acting like a... Gary Bunda: Like what? Troy: Like a little bitch. Dizzay: Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Gary Bunda: I'M A BITCH?! [to Dizzay] YOU'RE A BITCH. [to Troy] YOU'RE A BITCH. [to Eddie] YOU'RE A BIG, FLOPPY, DUMB, WET BITCH! EVERY ONE OF YOU! [crying] I'm sorry. What am I? [Gary makes a wave gesture with his hand] I'm doing this. Troy: Yeah, a little bit. Gary Bunda: I don't know what's wrong -- [vomits on his employees] Eddie: Gary, are you okay? Gary Bunda: I think I'm fine. I just maybe -- Dizzay: Whatever it is, you going like a mother. Gary Bunda: F* you! – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell** (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Eddie: In between scrotum gougings, I've been doing Pilates. I don't know if you've noticed. It helps with my flexibility. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Satan: [chuckling] Oh, hey, guys. What's up, man? Troy: Hey. Satan: Great job yesterday, man. That Cheryl, she was feisty. I still cannot get her stink off of me. She was really nasty. Satan: Hey, listen, Gary, you do me a favor, take care of all that prenatal sht with Cheryl, 'cause I'd do it, but, you know...don't want to. Troy:* [to Satan] And why should you? Satan: Yeah. [Gary gives Satan a thumbs up while still being desperate about the sex incident] Satan: Cool. I got to jump. Teamwork makes the dream work. [Satan leaves] Troy: [to Gary] You better tell him. He's gonna find out Cheryl isn't pregnant. Gary Bunda: Why don't you f*ing do something? You know? I got raped by a snake. Troy: I was there. Gary Bunda: Let's have a worse day competition. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell** (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
[after the impregnate incident Gary got caught in] Troy: Gary. [chuckling] Pretty crazy stuff, huh? Satan... [blows raspberry] ...going up your pants. Did he get all the way in? 'Cause I saw him come out of your mouth, so i just assumed...he went all the way through there. Gary Bunda: Seriously. Don't...want to talk about it. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
[Satan turns into a snake] Satan: Alright. Let the impregnating begin. Troy: [to Cheryl] Okay, why don't you just hop over on all fours and wiggle that ass, okay, honey? [Cheryl turns and moves her butt around] Satan: Hey, oh, I can't see. Point me towards the hoo-ha. I want some of that punani. Gary Bunda: I'm gonna light the candles. [As Gary light the candles, Satan mistakenly crawled into Gary's butt instead] Satan: [referring to Cheryl] Give me some of that sugar-sugar. Look, I found a warm hole. [As Satan went inside Gary's butt, Gary has a massive amount of farts, and making his body go wild while doing the impregnating] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Gary Bunda: When do we use this crucifix filled with the semen of a thousand murderers? Satan: [laughing] Oh. Did you do that? [laughs] [Gary flashbacks of what he does with the crucifix] VC: Thank you, Gary. Gary Bunda: Oh, you're really tossing some ropes there, V.C. You know what's weird is that I never really took you for a murder, though. VC: I screwed a guy on a land deal once, but that's about it. Gary Bunda: I said only murderers, V.C. NOW YOU SULLIED THE VIAL! Now I got to start over! [Gary's flashback ends] Satan: How many guys? Gary Bunda: 1,000. Satan: 1,000. [laughs] [Satan and Troy both laugh] Troy: That is...that's good! [laughs] – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Gary Bunda: So, um, what's gonna happen? Troy: Yeah, how's this work? I'm unclear, too. Satan: Uh, yeah, I'm going to enter her as a serpent. I'm gonna inject her with my venom, which contains my seed. It's uh... [chuckles] Stuff's pretty potent. I could impregnate a rock. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Satan: Hey, how are you doing? Cheryl: Hi! Satan: Yeah, do me a favor. You open your robe? Cheryl: Uh, more? Satan: Yep. Lick your lips. [Cheryl tries to lick his lips] Satan: Maybe touch yourself a bit. [Cheryl touches herself but still trying to in an awkward way] Satan: Alright. We're here. Let's do it. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Gary Bunda: [to Satan] So, this is Cheryl. If she asks you, you're Lenny Kravitz, and we're shooting a music video. Cheryl: [to Satan] Oh, hi! I'm Cheryl. Satan: [to Gary] That's not the woman we talked about. Gary Bunda: Oh, yes, she is. Photoshop's crazy these days. Satan: Really? Gary Bunda: Yeah. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Troy: Is that the mom from the yogurt ad? Gary Bunda: [refers to Satan's response for a supermodel] I couldn't get the underwear model. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Troy: What's with the Mardi Gras beads? We don't need all this. Gary Bunda: This dirty, smelly cave was not sexy enough. I wanted it to be, like a nice. This kid's gonna be our boss one day. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Satan: Revelation says I'm supposed to have a son in 2143 and that he'll bring about Armageddon, the second coming of Jesus, and I...I don't know, I'm just, uh...I think I'm ready now. Satan: Have my own son, you know? Hold him in my hands...look down into his black eyes. Gary Bunda: So who's the lucky lady? – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Satan: You guys ever think about having a kid? Gary Bunda: No. Troy: Down here? Gary Bunda: Absolutely not. Troy: [to Satan] You out of your mind? Gary Bunda: [whimpering] Every day, no warmth, no hope. Troy: That'd be the worst thing I could ever do. Gary Bunda: [whimpering] Be surrounded by monsters. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
[Gary, Troy, and Satan relaxing on a sailboat ride] Troy: Ooh, it sure is nice to get out of the office for the day, sir. Gary Bunda: It's like the south of France, except it's a big barf lagoon filled with corpses. – Your Pretty Face Is Going to Hell (2013)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Like, whoa. Lookit down there. [sees a woman at the bar] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: [flirts] Me-ouse. Meouse. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Rhoda: You robbed a bank? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Hell, yeah. Rhoda: You boys are wild. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Yes, we are. Rhoda: [laughs] I mean, you boys are like "WILD" wild, you know what I mean? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: I mean, completely wild at a wildness, wildy, and I salute you. [They both salute] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Yes, sir. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Rhoda: [to Mouse] What are you celebrating here? Your outstanding gayness? – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: [talks about the square guy] My head. That guy was such a dork. We should rob that bank. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago
[Fitz took the square guy to a unknown house apartment] Rectangular Businessman: Wait a second. This isn't Cheese Industries. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: It's about to be. You should take off your shirt. Rectangular Businessman: What? Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Just lie down on the bed. Ok, and roll camera. And action. [Fitz gives the square guy the sex doll, but doesn't play with it] Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Action. Come on now. Rectangular Businessman: Although this is a comfortable bed. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Kiss it. Rectangular Businessman: I don't think this is Cheese Industries. Mouse 'Fitz' Fitzgerald: Kiss it. Squeeze it. – 12 oz. Mouse (2005)	added by timothyj.29104 1 month ago

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