| "I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ANT. And maybe there would be thousands of other people shrunken down to ANT-size, and we would get together and dig tunnels down into the ground and live there. But don't ever call us 'ANTs,' because we hate that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Be thine enemy an ANT, see in him an elephANT.." »Turkish Proverb |
| "Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ANT, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "If you're an ANT, and you're walking along across the top of a cup of pudding, you probably have no idea that the only thing between you and disaster is the strength of that pudding skin." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Why do the caterpillar and the ANT have to be enemies One eats leaves, and the other eats caterpillars. Oh, I see now." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
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