| "If there's ever an amusement park called BAG World, I bet it would really start to annoy you after a while how they really sort of stretch the definition of 'BAG.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Tracy I swore 37 times in the last month. I said the 'f-word' a couple of times, but it was mostly 'shit's and 'bastard's. Is 'douche BAG' a curse Graham I suppose it would depend on the context. Tracy How about John you're a douche BAG for kissing Barbara Graham It's a curse. Tracy Oh, well then it's not 37 times it's 71 times." »Signs |
| "To your friends, you're like a trash BAG they'll use you for a little bit, then they'll throw you out." »Adam R. Gwizdala |
| "A woman is like a tea BAG- you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water." »Roosevelt, Eleanor |
| "A woman is like a tea BAG--you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water." »Nancy Davis Reagan |
| "Own only what you can carry with you know language, know countries, know people. Let your memory be your travel BAG." »Alexander Solzhenitsyn |
| "You know what's probably a good thing to hang on your porch in the summertime, to keep mosquitoes away from you and your guests Just a big BAG of blood." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "News is history shot on the wing. The huntsmen from the Fourth Estate seek to BAG only the peacock or the eagle of the swifting day." »Gene Fowler |
| "I cannot help but wonder whether, by continuing and expanding the school lunch program, we aren't witnessing, if not encouraging, the slow demise of yet another American tradition the brown BAG. ... Perhaps we are beholding yet another break in the chain that links child to home." »Charles Mathias, Jr. |
| "You have to eat the first piece of candy Before you can eat the whole BAG." »Unknown |
| "The brown BAG, of course, had its imperfections. While some kids carried roast beef sandwiches, others had peanut butter. I have no way of knowing if all of those brown BAGs contained 'nutritionally adequate diets.' But I do know that those brown BAGs and those lunch pails symbolized parental love and responsibility." »Charles Mathias, Jr. |
| "Dr. Evil The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap BAG and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it." »Austin Powers International Man of Mystery |
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