| "Finley is going over to get a new piece of BAT." »Jerry Coleman |
| "The way he's swinging the BAT, he won't get a hit until the 20th century." »Jerry Coleman |
| "The Joker What kind of a world is this where a man dressed as a BAT gets ALL MY PRESS This town needs an enema" »Batman |
| "I daresay one profits more by the mistakes one makes off one's own BAT than by doing the right thing on somebody's else advice." »W. Somerset Maugham |
| "I have no expectation of making a hit every time I come to BAT. What I seek is the highest possible BATting average." »Franklin Delano Roosevelt |
| "I don't say that the bird is 'good' or the BAT is 'bad.' But I will say this At least the bird is less nude." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the BAT and if it keeps up, I change BATs. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself" »Lawrence Peter Berra |
| "Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaut on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, 'Think again, BAT man.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
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