| "One cannot collect all the beautiful shells on the BEACH." »Anne Spencer Morrow Lindbergh |
| "Fame is like walkin on the BEACH.... every step, whether right or wrong, leaves its imprint." »Siddharth Astir |
| "Here's a good tip for when you go to the BEACH A sand dollar may look like a nice cracker that someone left, but trust me, they don't taste like it." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The prospect of a long day at the BEACH makes me panic. There is no harder work I can think of than taking myself off to somewhere pleasant, where I am forced to stay for hours and 'have fun'." »Phillip Lopate |
| "Whenever I need to get away,'' I just get away in my mind. I go to my imaginary spot, where the BEACH is perfect and the water is perfect and the weather is perfect. The only bad thing there are the flies. They're terrible" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "What's really important in life Sitting on a BEACH Looking a television eight hours a day I think we have to appreciate that we're alive for only a limited period of time, and we'll spend most of our lives working. That being the case, I believe one of the most important priorities is to do whatever we do as well as we can. We should take pride in that." »Victor Kiam |
| "They eat the dainty food of gamous chefs with the same pleasure with which they devour gross peasant dishes, mostly composed of garlic and tomatoes, or fisherman's octopus and shrimps, fried in heavily scented olive oil on a little deserted BEACH." »Luigi Barzini |
| "The shortage of student loans may require ... divestiture of certain sorts-stereo divestiture, automobile divestiture, three-weeks-at-the-BEACH divestiture." »William John Bennett |
| "Never trust anybody who says 'trust me.' Except just this once, of course. - from Steel BEACH" »John Varley |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
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