| "I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane CRASH is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the CRASH stuff, then when somebody comes up act like they just woke up and go, 'What was THAT'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Quit thinking that you must halt before the barrier of inner negativity. You need not. You can CRASH through...whatever we see a negative state, that is where we can destroy it." »Vernon Howard |
| "If Beethoven had been killed in a plane CRASH at the age of 22, it would have changed the history of music... and of aviation." »Tom Stoppard |
| "When you read about a car CRASH in which two or three youngsters are killed, do you pause to dwell on the amount of love and treasure and patience parents poured into bodies no longer suitable for open caskets" »Jim |
| "Lloyd There's really nothing to worry about Mary. Statistically they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport. You know, like on a head on CRASH or flying off a cliff or getting trapped under a gas truck That's the worst I have this cousin, well y'know, I had this cousin..." »Dumb & Dumber |
| "Most of you have been where I am tonight. The CRASH site of unrequited love. You ask yourself, How did I get here What was it about Was it her smile Was it the way she crossed her legs, the turn of her ankle, the poignant vulnerability of her slender wrists What are these elusive and ephemeral things that ignite passion in the human heart That's an age-old question. It's perfect food for thought on a bright midsummer's night." »Sybil Adelman |
| "If aliens from outer space ever come and we show them our civilization and they make fun of it, we should say we were just kidding, that this isn't really our civilization, but a gag we hoped they would like. Then we tell them to come back in twenty years to see our REAL civilization. After that, we start a CRASH program of coming up with an impressive new civilization. Either that, or just shoot down the aliens as they're waving good-bye." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "A CRASH is when your competitor's program dies. When your program dies, it is an 'idiosyncrasy'. Frequently, CRASHes are followed with a message like 'ID 02'. 'ID' is an abbreviation for idiosyncrasy and the number that follows indicates how many more months of testing the product should have had." »Guy Kawasaki |
| "Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless--like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, You put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can CRASH Be water my friend." »Bruce Lee |
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