"Government is like a baby. An alimentary Canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other." »Ronald Reagan
"Marriage. It's a hard term to define. Especially for me--I've ducked it like root Canal. Still there's no denying the fact that marriage ranks right up there with birth and death as one of the three biggies in the human safari. It's the only one though that we'll celebrate with a conscious awareness. Very few of you remember your arrival and even fewer of you will attend your own funeral." »Andrew Schneider
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