| "Hide not your talents, they for use were made. What's a sun-DIAL in the shade" »Benjamin Franklin |
| "Loyalty is still the same,Whether it win or lose the gameTrue as a DIAL to the sun,Although it be not shined upon." »Samuel Butler |
| "It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate with me. I would see him fly into the house across the way, pick up the telephone, and DIAL. My phone would ring, and it would be him, but it was just this squawking and cheeping. 'What What' I would yell back, but he never did speak English." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Everyone gets their rough day. No one gets a free ride. Today so far, I had a good day. I got a DIAL tone." »Rodney Dangerfield |
| "Gun control has not worked in D.C. The only people who have guns are criminals. We have the strictest gun laws in the nation and one of the highest murder rates. It's quicker to pull your Smith & Wesson than to DIAL 911 if you're being robbed." »Lowell Duckett |
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