| "The EAGLE wasn't always the EAGLE. The EAGLE, before he became the EAGLE, was Yucatangee, the Talker. Yucatangee talked and talked. It talked so much it heard only itself. Not the river, not the wind, not even the Wolf. The Raven came and said The Wolf is hungry. If you stop talking, you'll hear him. The wind too. And when you hear the wind, you'll fly. So he stopped talking. And became its nature, the EAGLE. The EAGLE soared, and its flight said all it needed to say." »Robin Green |
| "I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised by EAGLEs. It would be cute because the parrot can't seem to act like an EAGLE. After a while, though, to keep the movie from getting boring, maybe put in some pornography. Later, we see the happy parrot flying along, acting like an EAGLE. He see two parrots below and starts to attack, but it's his parents. Then, some more pornography." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "No need to teach an EAGLE to fly." »Greek Proverb |
| "You cannot fly like an EAGLE with the wings of a wren." »William Henry Hudson |
| "You can put wings on a pig, but you don't make it an EAGLE." »William Jefferson Clinton |
| "As the EAGLE was killed by the arrow winged with his own feather, so the hand of the world is wounded by its own skill." »Helen Keller |
| "News is history shot on the wing. The huntsmen from the Fourth Estate seek to bag only the peacock or the EAGLE of the swifting day." »Gene Fowler |
| "When thou seest an EAGLE, thou seest a portion of genius lift up thy head" »William Blake |
| "From the oyster to the EAGLE, from the swine to the tiger, all animals are to be found in men and each of them exists in some man, sometimes several at the time. Animals are nothing but the portrayal of our virtues and vices made manifest to our eyes, the visible reflections of our souls. God displays them to us to give us food for thought." »Victor Hugo |
| "I'd like to see a nature film where an EAGLE swoops down and pulls a fish out of a lake, and then maybe he's flying along, low to the ground, and the fish pulls a worm out of the ground. Now that's a documentary" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
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