| "All the FAT guys watch me and say to their wives, 'See, there's a FAT guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.'" »Mickey Lolich |
| "Pigs get FAT hogs get slaughtered." »Unknown |
| "A lean agreement is better than a FAT lawsuit." »German proverb |
| "Tommy FAT guy in a little coat." »Tommy Boy |
| "The opera isn't over till the FAT lady sings." »Dan Cook |
| "A FAT paunch never breeds fine thoughts." »Saint Jerome |
| "A conservative is a man who is too cowardly to fight and too FAT to run." »Elbert Hubbard |
| "Tony Gwynn, the FAT batter behind Finley, is waiting." »Jerry Coleman |
| "Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one (YN)" »Anonymous |
| "At a certain age some people's minds close up they live on their intellectual FAT." »Blessing Irish |
| "Anger as soon as fed is dead- 'Tis starving makes it FAT." »Emily Dickinson |
| "What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream Or what's worse, what if only that FAT guy in the third row exists" »Woody Allen |
| " Walking does good to the FAT and giving alms does good to the sinners; these both make one feel lighter!" »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "Happy Golf requires goofy pants and a FAT ass. You should talk to my neighbor the accountant. Probably a great golfer. Huge ass." »Happy Gilmore |
| "Everything can be learned, including, to a very large extent, to be what you are not. You can learn to be pretty if you are plain, charming if you are dull, thin if you are FAT, youthful if you are aging, how to write though you are inarticulate, how to make money though you are not good with figures." »Henry Anatole Grunwald |
| "Maurice Oh yeah, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. Then I moved up to washing lettuces. Now, I'm working the FAT fryer. Pretty soon I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in." »Coming to America |
| "Let me have men about me that are FAT, Sleek-headed men, and such as sleep o' nights Yond Cassius has a lean and hungry look He thinks too much such men are dangerous." »William Shakespeare |
| "Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause the food was jumpin' in there too--high in FAT but nice and salty. You know what the worst deprivation in there was My music. Radio belonged to my cell mate, the Blonde Hammer. He was into that jazz-fusion thing at the time. I tell you what, enough Spyro Gyra and you're hoping you'll get killed in a knife fight." »Barbara Hall |
| "Slater Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big FAT bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man." »Dazed and Confused |
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