| "As the light changed from RED to green to yellow and back to RED again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling Sometimes it seemed that way." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Our flag is RED, white and blue, but our nation is a rainbow-RED, yellow, brown, black and white-and we're all precious in God's sight." »Jesse Louis Jackson |
| "I turned into the helicopter ... the RED carpet was rolled up. ... The White House was behind us now." »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I'll tell you why Both fly, both wear RED, and both have a beard." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "If we don't want to see the map of Central America coveRED in a sea of RED, eventually lapping at our own borders, we must act now." »Ronald Reagan |
| "When Charles first saw our child Mary, he said all the proper things for a new father. He looked upon the poor little RED thing and blurted, She's more beautiful than the Brooklyn Bridge." »Helen Hayes |
| "At least she's the president of something, which is more than I can say. (on his wife Elizabeth, president of the American RED Cross)" »Robert Joseph Bob Dole |
| "When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a RED-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity." »Albert Einstein |
| "The memory of that scene for me is like a frame of film forever frozen at that moment the RED carpet, the green lawn, the white house, the leaden sky. ... The new president and his first lady." »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "An optimist is a person who sees a green light everywhere, while a pessimist sees only the RED stoplight... The truly wise person is color- blind." »Albert Schweitzer |
| "The draft is white people sending black people to fight yellow people to protect the country they stole from the RED people." »Hair |
| "RED meat is NOT bad for you. Now blue-green meat, THAT'S bad for you" »Tommy Smothers |
| "We grow great by dreams. All big men are dreamers. They see things in the soft haze of a spring day or in the RED fire of a long winter's evening. Some of us let these great dreams die, but others nourish and protect them nurse them through bad days till they bring them to the sunshine and light which comes always to those who sincerely hope that their dreams will come true." »Woodrow Wilson |
| "The air is precious to the RED man, for all things share the same breath-the beast, the tree, the man, they all share the same breath. The white man does not seem to notice the air he breathes. Like a man dying for many days, he is numb to the stench." »Chief Seattle |
| "Frank oh, say can you see, buy the dawn's early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming. who's bright strips and broad stars, in the parelious night, o'er the rampart's we watched, as the da da, da, da, da, da, and the rocket's RED glare, lots of bombs in the air, gave proof to the night, that we still had a flag, oh say does that spangle banner wave, over all-l-l-l-l that's free, over the home, of the land, and the land of the free" »Naked Gun From the Files of Police Squad |
| "What treaty have the Sioux made with the white man that we have broken Not one. What treaty have the white man ever made with us that they have kept Not one. When I was a boy the Sioux owned the world the sun rose and set on their land they sent ten thousand men to battle. Where are the warriors today Who slew them Where are our lands Who owns them....What law have I broken Is it wrong for me to love my own Is it wicked for me because my skin is RED Because I am a Sioux because I was born where my father lived because I would die for my people and my country" »Sitting Bull |
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