| "People who are SMART get into Mensa. People who are really SMART look around and leave." »James Randi |
| "Indians are plenty SMART. We catch small wood. Build small fire. Stand close and stay warm all over. White men not so SMART. They catch big wood. Build big fire. Stand far away, burn face and freeze ass." »Henry Seely |
| "No matter how SMART you are, you spend much of your day being an idiot." »Scott Adams |
| "An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how SMART he would have been not to have taken it." »Laurence J. Peter |
| "Those who are too SMART to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber." »Plato |
| "Happy I'm stupid. You're SMART. I was wrong. You were right. You're the best. I'm the wrost. You're very good-looking. I'm not very attractive." »Happy Gilmore |
| "The danger from computers is not that they will eventually get as SMART as men, but we will meanwhile agree to meet them halfway." »Bernard Avishai |
| "A man must be big enough to admit his mistakes, SMART enough to profit from them, and strong enough to correct them." »John C. Maxwell |
| "Some of the world's greatest feats were accomplished by people not SMART enought to know they were impossible." »Doug Larson |
| "Being in politics is like being a football coach. You have to be SMART enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important." »Eugene McCarthy |
| "SMARTness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so SMART my teacher was in my class for five years." »George Burns |
| "Do not be fooled into believing that because a man is rich he is necessarily SMART. There is ample proof to the contrary." »Julius Rosenwald |
| "When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't SMART enough to get out of jury duty." »Norm Crosby |
| "New capabilities emerge just by virtue of having SMART people with access to state-of-the-art technology." »Robert E. Kahn |
| "We're a planet of nearly six billion ninnies living in a civilization that was designed by a few thousand amazingly SMART deviants." »Scott Adams |
| "Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are objects of scorn to SMART Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams." »Mary Ellen Kelly |
| "Beanie Well, let me be the first to say congratulations to you man you have one vagina for the rest of your life. Real SMART man." »Old School |
| "We must respect the other fellow's religion,but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children SMART." »H.L. Mencken |
| "Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have got it you may be SMART enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known." »Garrison Keillor |
| "Im good enough, Im SMART enough, and dog-gone it, people like me." »Al Franken |
| "If someone told me it wasn't 'fashionable' to talk about freedom, I think I'd just have to look him square in the eye and say, 'Okay, YOU TELL ME what's fashionable'.' But he won't. And you know why Because you can't ask someone what's fashionable in a SMART-alecky way like that. You have to be friendly and say, 'By the way, what's fashionable'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask Do they get SMART just in time to ask questions" »Scott Adams |
| "For a SMART material to be able to send out a more complex signal it needs to be nonlinear. If you hit a tuning fork twice as hard it will ring twice as loud but still at the same frequency. That's a linear response. If you hit a person twice as hard they're unlikely just to shout twice as loud. That property lets you learn more about the person than the tuning fork." »Neil Gershenfeld |
| "If I lived back in the Wild West days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some SMART-aleck cowboy said something like, 'Hey look. He's carrying a soldering iron' and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, 'That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice.' Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
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