| "A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by a poisonous Snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by a Snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "When you see a Snake, never mind where he came from." »W. G. Benham |
| "A Snake deserves no pity." »Yiddish Proverb |
| "A Snake lurks in the grass." »Virgil |
| "Use your enemy's hand to catch a Snake." »Persian Proverb |
| "If you see a Snake, just kill it. Don't appoint a committee on Snakes." »H. Ross Perot |
| "He who has been bitten by a Snake fears a piece of string." »Persian Proverb |
| "Latet anguis in herba. (There's a Snake hidden in the grass)" »Virgil |
| "Propaganda is a soft weapon hold it in your hands too long, and it will move about like a Snake, and strike the other way." »Jean Anouilh |
| "I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a Snake--which I also keep handy." »W. C. Fields |
| "I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a Snake, I'd think, no, actually I'm a giraffe." »Richard Gere |
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