| "I don't even know what Street Canada is on." »Al Capone |
| "Life is a dead-end Street." »Henry Louis Mencken |
| "The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer." »John Madden |
| "Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the Street." »Elbert Hubbard |
| "I was walking down the Street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out." »Steven Wright |
| "I have lost friends, some by death, others through sheer inability to cross the Street." »Virginia |
| "I have lost friends, some by death... others through sheer inability to cross the Street." »Virginia Woolf |
| "The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through Street grates." »Dave Barry |
| "Things have dropped from me. I have outlived certain desires I have lost friends, some by death others through sheer inability to cross the Street." »Virginia |
| "There are children playing in the Street who could solve some of my top problems in physics, because they have modes of sensory perception that I lost long ago." »Julius Robert Oppenheimer |
| "If you have only one smile in you, give it to the people you love. Don't be surly at home, then go out in the Street and start grinning 'Good morning' at total strangers." »Maya Angelou |
| "I met in the Street a very poor young man who was in love. His hat was old, his coat worn, his cloak was out at the elbows, the water passed through his shoes, - and the stars through his soul." »Victor Hugo |
| "Revolutionaries do not make revolutions. The revolutionaries are those who know when power is lying in the Street and then they can pick it up." »Hannah Arendt |
| "A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the Street to vote in a national election." »Bill Vaughan |
| "A lady came up to me on the Street and pointed to my suede jacket. 'You know a cow was murdered for that jacket' she sneered. I replied in a psychotic tone, 'I didn't know there were any witnesses. Now I'll have to kill you too.'" »Jake Johanson |
| "All great deeds and all great thoughts have a ridiculous beginning. Great works are often born on a Street corner or in a restaurant's revolving door." »Albert Camus |
| "Little girls are the nicest things that happen to people. They are born with a little bit of angelshine about them, and though it wears thin sometimes there is always enough left to lasso your heart-even when they are sitting in the mud, or crying temperamental tears, or parading up the Street in mother's best clothes." »Alan Marshall Beck |
| "Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit, but we won't laugh at a man just walking down the Street carrying a clown outfit in one of those plastic dry-cleaner bags" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
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