| "I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy---something like that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby." »Unknown |
| "That's it baby, when you got it, flaunt it." »Mel Brooks |
| "People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one." »Leo J. Burke |
| "A baby is God's opinion that life should go on." »Carl Sandburg |
| "Trent I'm telling you baby, you always double down on 11." »Swingers |
| "Art is like baby shoes. When you coat them with gold, they can no longer be worn." »John Updike |
| "This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer." »Will Rogers |
| "Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge's chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view." »Lillian Hellman |
| "If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay it in their yard. Then tell them their ants ate your baby." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "There is nothing like a newborn baby to renew your spirit - and to buttress your resolve to make the world a better place." »Virginia Kelley |
| "Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other." »Ronald Reagan |
| "What is it that makes a complete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid-gold baby Maybe we'll never know." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The day is coming, and it ain't going to be long, when you ain't even gonna have to leave your living room. No more schools, nor more bodegas, no more tabernacles, no more cinneplexes. You're going to snuggle up to your fiber optics baby and bliss out." »Andrew Schneider |
| "Our children are here to stay, but our babies and toddlers and preschoolers are gone as fast as they can grow up-and we have only a short moment with each. When you see a grandfather take a baby in his arms, you see that the moment hasn't always been long enough." »Saint Clair Adams Sullivan |
| "Listen, can you hear it Spring's sweet cantata. The strains of grass pushing through the snow. The song of buds swelling on the vine. The tender timpani of a baby robin's heart. Spring." »Andrew Schneider |
| "Mike & Trent Vegas baby Vegas" »Swingers |
| "Austin Powers Yeah, baby, yeah" »Austin Powers International Man of Mystery |
| "I don't like my hockey sticks touching other sticks, and I don't like them crossing one another, and I kind of have them hidden in the corner. I put baby powder on the ends. I think it's essentially a matter of taking care of what takes care of you." »Wayne Gretzky |
| "If one feels the need of something grand, something infinite, something that makes one feel aware of God, one need not go far to find it. I think that I see something deeper, more infinite, more eternal than the ocean in the expression of the eyes of a little baby when it wakes in the morning and coos or laughs because it sees the sun shining on its cradle." »Vincent Van Gogh |
| "Austin Powers Do I make you horny Randy Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I" »Austin Powers International Man of Mystery |
| "If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys, throw one of those little baby-type pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think of how crazy war is, and while they're thinking, you can throw a real grenade." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Does Grandpa love to baby-sit his grandchildren Are you kidding By day he is too busy taking hormone shots at the doctor's or chip shots on the golf course. At night he and Grandma are too busy doing the cha-cha." »Hal |
| "You can sort of be married, you can sort of be divorced, you can sort of be living together, but you can't sort of have a baby." »David Shire |
| "Kisses blown are kisses wasted. Kisses aren't kisses unless they are tasted. Kisses spread germs and germs are hated. So kiss me baby I'm vaccinated." »Unknown |
| "Hitchhiker No No, no, not 6 I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel. Ted That -- good point. Hitchhiker 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office. Ted Why Hitchhiker 'Cause you're fired" »There's Something About Mary |
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