| "Nicky I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your f***in' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what I'll split your f***in' head open again. 'Cause I'm f***in' stupid. I don't give a f*** about jail. That's my business. That's what I do." »Casino |
| "It is not a fish until it is on the bank." »Irish Proverb |
| "I don't have a bank account, because I don't know my mother's maiden name." »Paula Poundstone |
| "A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." »Bob Hope |
| "If only God would give me some clear sign Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank." »Woody Allen |
| "A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain." »Robert Frost |
| "One hundred years from now, it will not matter what my bank account was, how big my house was, or what kind of car I drove. But the world may be a little better, because I was important in the life of a child." »Forest Witcraft |
| "Ace Running a casino is like robbing a bank with no cops around. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It's like a morality car wash." »Casino |
| "If you're robbing a bank, and your pants suddenly fall down, I think it's okay to laugh, and to let the hostages laugh too, because come on, life is funny." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "bank on a life, saving towards the certainty of change Ledger all the happiness, pencil in to rearrange Withdraw all the worry Deposit all the faith Compound all the experience and Recognize when the payment is late." »Unknown |
| "Happiness a good bank account, a good cook and a good digestion." »Jean Jacques Rousseau |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
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