| "baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many players on the field" »Jim Boulton |
| "In baseball, you don't know nothing." »Lawrence Peter Berra |
| "The new Haitian baseball can't weigh more than four ounces or less than five." »Jerry Coleman |
| "If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like." »Phyllis Diller |
| "baseball is 90 mental, the other half is physical." »Yogi Berra |
| "Whoever wants to know the heart and mind of America had better learn baseball." »Jacques Martin Barzun |
| "I'd walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball." »Pete Rose |
| "The guy with the biggest stomach will be the first to take off his shirt at a baseball game." »Glenn Dickey |
| "baseball is 90 percent mental. The other half is physical." »Lawrence Peter Berra |
| "It took me seventeen years to get 3,000 hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course." »Hank Aaron |
| "(Speaking about Satchel Paige's pitching)It starts out like a baseball and when it gets to the plate, it looks like a marble." »Hack Wilson |
| "The reason the Mets have played so well at Shea this year is they have the best home record in baseball." »Ralph Kiner |
| "baseball is the only field of endeavor where a man can succeed three times out of ten and be considered a good performer." »Ted Williams |
| "I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they study this civilization the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball." »Gerald Early |
| "baseball is a lot like life. The line drives are caught, the squibbles go for base hits. It's an unfair game." »Rod Kanehl |
| "If you're a singer you lose your voice. A baseball player loses his arm. A writer gets more knowledge, and if he's good, the older he gets, the better he writes." »Mickey Spillane |
| "There's no pressure in baseball. Pressure is when the doctor is getting ready to cut you, take your heart out, and put it on a table." »Charlie Manuel |
| "baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off." »Bill Veeck |
| "Mary I want a guy who can play 36 holes of golf, and still have enough energy to take Warren and me to a baseball game, and eat sausages, and beer, not lite beer, but beer. That's my ad, print it up." »There's Something About Mary |
| "baseball is dull only to dull minds." »Red Barber |
| "I see great things in baseball. It's our game--the American game. It will take our people out-of-doors, fill them with oxygen, give them a larger physical stoicism. Tend to relieve us from being a nervous, dyspeptic set. Repair these losses, and be a blessing to us." »Walt Whitman |
| "When I was a small boy growing up in Kansas, a friend of mine and I went fishing and as we sat there in the warmth of a summer afternoon on a riverbank we talked about what we wanted to do when we grew up. I told him that I wanted to be a real major-league baseball player, a genuine professional like Honus Wagner. My friend said that he'd like to be President of the United States. Neither of us got our wish." »Dwight D Eisenhower |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
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