| "I think a new, different kind of bowling should be 'carpet bowling.' It's just like regular bowling, only the lanes are carpet instead of wood. I don't know why we should do this, but my God, we've got to try something" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet." »Woody Allen |
| "It's easier to put on slippers than to carpet the whole world." »Al Franken |
| "I turned into the helicopter ... the red carpet was rolled up. ... The White House was behind us now." »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "In the world's audience hall, the simple blade of grass sits on the same carpet with the sunbeams, and the stars of midnight." »Rabindranath Tagore |
| "The memory of that scene for me is like a frame of film forever frozen at that moment the red carpet, the green lawn, the white house, the leaden sky. ... The new president and his first lady." »Richard Milhous Nixon |
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