| "This I conceive to be the chemical function of humor to change the character of our thought." »Lin Yutang |
| "Death is just a low chemical trick played on everybody except sequoia trees." »J. J. Fumas |
| "The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances if there is any reaction, both are transformed." »Carl Gustav Jung |
| "The body is a marvelous machine...a chemical laboratory, a power-house. Every movement, voluntary or involuntary, full of secrets and marvels" »Theodor Herzl |
| "Charlie Dad, how can you hate The Colonel Stuart Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass" »So I Married an Axe Murderer |
| "Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment. They farm fungi, raise aphids as livestock, launch armies into war, use chemical sprays to alarm and confuse enemies, capture slaves, engage in child labor, exchange information ceaselessly. They do everything but watch television." »Lewis Thomas |
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