| "A chicken in every pot and a car in every garage" »Herbert Hoover |
| "The key to everything is patience. You get the chicken by hatching the egg, not by smashing it." »Arnold Glasgow |
| "A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow." »Charles Krauthammer |
| "Fr., I want there to be no peasant in my realm so poor that he will not have a chicken in his pot every Sunday." »King Henry IV of France |
| "The networks are not some chicken-coop manufacturing lobby whose calls nobody returns." »Ralph Nader |
| "Charlie Dad, how can you hate The Colonel Stuart Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass" »So I Married an Axe Murderer |
| "It makes me mad when I go to all the trouble of having Marta cook up about a hundred drumsticks, then the guy at the Marineland says, 'You can't throw chicken to the dolphins. They eat fish.' Sure they eat fish, if that's all you give them. Man, wise up." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
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