| "Any piece of clothing can be sexy with a quietly passionate woman inside it." »Anonymous |
| "It would be a sad situation if the wrapper were better than the meat wrapped inside it. (referring to clothing)" »Albert Einstein |
| "It is long accepted by the missionaries that morality is inversely proportional to the amount of clothing people wore." »Alex Carey |
| "Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves. Ye shall know them by their fruits." »Jesus |
| "Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing." »Dave Barry |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |