| "If you're a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your act, I don't think it's a good idea to also dress the dog up like a clown, because people see that and they think, 'Forgive me, but that's just too much.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Why is it that we will laugh at a man in a clown outfit, but we won't laugh at a man just walking down the street carrying a clown outfit in one of those plastic dry-cleaner bags" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "You know what would make a good story Something about a clown who makes people happy, but inside he's real sad. Also, he has severe diarrhea." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've wondered where this started, and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus and a clown killed my dad." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I remember how, in college, I got that part-time job as a circus clown, and how the children would laugh and laugh at me. I vowed, then and there, that I would get revenge." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Happiness is not a circus clown rolling around in a big tractor tire so that his arms and legs form 'spokes.' Happiness is when he stops." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "They laughed at Einstein. They laughed at the Wright Brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the clown." »Carl Sagan |
| "When people say that the desert is lifeless, it just makes me want to grab them by the collar and yell, 'Why you stupid, stupid bastard' Then I drive them out into the desert to where the circus is, and point out the many forms of zebra and clown life." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the clown." »Carl Sagan |
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