| "crazy people who are productive are geniuses. crazy people who are rich are eccentric. crazy people who are neither productive nor rich are just plain crazy. Geniuses and crazy people are both out in the middle of a deep ocean geniuses swim, crazy people drown. Most of us are sitting safely on the shore. Take a chance and get your feet wet." »Michael J. Gelb |
| "Your theory is crazy, but it's not crazy enough to be true." »Niels Bohr |
| "We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough" »Niels Henrik David Bohr |
| "One is very crazy when in love." »Sigmund Freud |
| "Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy." »Jim Hightower |
| "Part of being sane, is being a little bit crazy." »Janet Long |
| "What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy" »Ursula K. LeGuin |
| "Society drives people crazy with lust and calls it advertising." »John Lahr |
| "People want you to be a crazy, out-of-control teen brat. They want you miserable, just like them. They don't want heroes what they want is to see you fall." »Leonardo DiCaprio |
| "If anyone is crazy enough to want to kill a president of the United States, he can do it. All he must be prepared to do is give his life for the president's." »John Fitzgerald Kennedy |
| "The 6s, of course, was the worst time in the world to try to bring up a child. They were exposed to all these crazy things going on." »Nancy Davis Reagan |
| "You can kidnap me and force me to be your watchdog if you want to. But I'm telling you, I will bark at any sound I hear and it will drive you crazy." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The distinction between children and adults, while probably useful for some purposes, is at bottom a specious one, I feel. There are only individual egos, crazy for love." »Don Barthelme |
| "Yearning is not only a good way to go crazy but also a pretty good place to hide out from hard truth." »Claude T Bissell |
| "Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy." »Nora Ephron |
| "Draw a crazy picture,Write a nutty poem,Sing a mumble-gumble song,Whistle through your comb.Do a loony-goony dance'Cross the kitchen floor,Put something silly in the worldThat ain't been there before." »Shel Silverstein |
| "We're all going to go crazy, living this epidemic every minute, while the rest of the world goes on out there, all around us, as if nothing is happening, going on with their own lives and not knowing what it's like, what we're going through. We're living through war, but where they're living it's peacetime, and we're all in the same country." »Larry Kramer |
| "What a crazy world we live in Trying to treat addiction as a legal problem, and trying to treat criminal misbehaviors using guns as a medical problem Beam me up, Scotty. Ain't no intelligent life down here." »Julie Cochrane |
| "If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at some guys, throw one of those little baby-type pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think of how crazy war is, and while they're thinking, you can throw a real grenade." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Charlie Woman... woe-man... whoooa-man. She was a thief, you got to believe, she stole my heart and my cat. Judy, Betty, Josie and those hot Pussycats... they made me horny, on Saturday morning... girls of cartoo-ins will leave me in ruins... I want to to be Betty's Barney. Jane... get me off this crazy thing... called love." »So I Married an Axe Murderer |
| "I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his. Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, 'Tadpoles Tadpoles is a winner' We all thought he was crazy. But then, we had some growing up to do." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
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