| "A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off for the rest of your life. Nothing looks more stupid than a hat." »P. J. O'Rourke |
| "I think that a hat which has a little cannon that fires and then goes back inside the hat is at least a decade away." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Some years ago I became president of Columbia University and learned within 24 hours to be ready to speak at the drop of a hat, and I learned something more, the trustees were expected to be ready to speak at the passing of the hat." »Dwight D Eisenhower |
| "He wears his faith but as the fashion of his hat." »William Shakespeare |
| "There is many a good man to be found under a shabby hat." »Chinese Proverb |
| "It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off." »Woody Allen |
| "You start out giving your hat, then you give your coat, then your shirt, then your skin and finally your soul." »Charles De Gaulle |
| "Like jewels in a crown, the precious stones glittered in the queen's round metal hat." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Be not ashamed of thy virtues honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times." »Ben Jonson |
| "I met in the street a very poor young man who was in love. His hat was old, his coat worn, his cloak was out at the elbows, the water passed through his shoes, - and the stars through his soul." »Victor Hugo |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
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