| "In the kingdom of the blind, the one-eyed man is king." »Desiderius Erasmus |
| "If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "O, beware, my lord, of jealousy It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock The meat it feeds on." »William Shakespeare |
| "In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. In regione caecorum rex est luscus." »Desiderius Erasmus |
| "Four snakes gliding up and down a hollow for no purpose that I could see -- not to eat, not for love, but only gliding." »Ralph Waldo Emerson |
| "No mockery in the world ever sounds to me as hollow as that of being told to cultivate happiness Happiness is not a potato, to be planted in mould, and tilled with manure." »Charlotte Bronte |
| "Nixon is a shifty-eyed goddamn liar. . . . .He's one of the few in the history of this country to run for high office talking out of both sides of his mouth at the same time and lying out of both sides." »Harry S Truman |
| "Without trust, words become the hollow sound of a wooden gong. With trust, words become life itself." »John Harold |
| "In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are apparently based on the ludicrous assumption that men know how to fix things, when in fact all they know how to do is look at things in a certain squinty-eyed manner, which they learned in Wood Shop eventually, when enough things in the home are broken, they take a job requiring them to transfer to another home." »Dave Barry |
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