| "Dogs never bite me. Just humans." »Marilyn Monroe |
| "The greatest weakness of most humans is their hesitancy to tell others how much they love them while they're alive." »Orlando A. Battista |
| "humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round to dinner." »Douglas Adams |
| "humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies, who like to eat theirs." »P. J. O'Rourke |
| "There's nothing in this world more instinctively abhorrent to me than finding myself in agreement with my fellow-humans." »Malcolm Muggeridge |
| "One thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "For humans as well as for ships, dark stormy nights are better teachers than tranquil sunny days." »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "The only questions worth asking today are whether humans are going to have any emotions tomorrow, and what the quality of life will be if the answer is no." »Lester Bangs |
| "Our avian brothers are back to roost on the first leg of their annual sojourn south. Why them and not us Maybe it's because we humans are meant to be rooted in one spot." »Mitchell Burgess |
| "The cloning of humans is on most of the lists of things to worry about from Science, along with behaviour control, genetic engineering, transplanted heads, computer poetry and the unrestrained growth of plastic flowers." »Lewis Thomas |
| "Nature is not cruel, pitilessly, indifferent. This is one of the hardest lessons for humans to learn. We cannot admit that things might be neither good nor evil, neither cruel nor kind, but simply callous -- indifferent to all suffering, lacking all purpose." »Richard Dawkins |
| "George The official toxicity limit for humans is between one and one and half grams of cocaine depending on body weight. I was averaging five grams a day, maybe more. I snorted ten grams in ten minutes once. I guess I had a high tolerance." »Blow |
| "The old Lakota was wise. He knew that man's heart away from nature becomes hard he knew that lack of respect for growing, living things soon led to lack of respect for humans, too." »Luther Bear |
| "When I heard that trees grow a new 'ring' for each year they live, I thought, we humans are kind of like that we grow a new layer of skin each year, and after many years we are thick and unwieldy from all of our skin layers." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "humans always have fear of an unknown situation -- this is normal. The important thing is what we do about it. If fear is permitted to become a paralyzing thing that interferes with proper action, then it is harmful. The best antidote to fear is to know all we can about a situation." »John Herschel Glenn, Jr. |
| "When humans participate in ceremony, they enter a sacred space. Everything outside of that space shrivels in importance. Time takes on a different dimension. Emotions flow more freely. The bodies of participants become filled with the energy of life, and this energy reaches out and blesses the creation around them. All is made new everything becomes sacred." »Sun Bear |
| "Agent Smith I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure." »Matrix, The |
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