| "Chain letters are not illegal. What is illegal is to threaten lives in such letters or solicit money." »Deane Jordan |
| "When the president does it, that means it is not illegal." »Richard Milhous Nixon |
| "All the things I really like to do are either illegal, immoral, or fattening." »Alexander Woollcott |
| "The illegal we do immediately. The unconstitutional takes a little longer." »Henry Kissinger |
| "illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian." »Robert Orben |
| "If you're a boxing referee, it's probably illegal to wear a bow tie that spins or changes colors." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The Partition of Palestine is illegal. It will never be recognized .... Jerusalem was and will for ever be our capital. Eretz Israel will be restored to the people of Israel. All of it. And for Ever." »Menachem Begin |
| "If you want to be the popular one at a party, here's a good thing to do Go up to some people who are talking and laughing and say, 'Well, technically that's illegal.' It might fit in with what somebody just said. And even if it doesn't, so what, I hate this stupid party." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
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