| "I've been accused of every death except the casualty list of the World War." »Al Capone |
| "Confront your fears, list them, get to know them, and only then will you be able to put them aside and move ahead." »Jerry Gillies |
| "Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." »Robert Orben |
| "For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three." »Alice Kahn |
| "The advice of their elders to young men is very apt to be as unreal as a list of the hundred best books." »Oliver Wendell Holmes |
| "I might repeat to myself slowly and soothingly, a list of quotations beautiful from minds profound - if I can remember any of the damn things." »Dorothy Parker |
| "The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79." »Douglas Adams |
| "The last time anybody made a list of the top hundred character attributes of New Yorkers, common sense snuck in at number 79....." »Douglas Noel Adams |
| "If you had to list the different types of haircuts in order of how warm they kept the head, you'd probably put the flat-top down near the bottom. But you know, I bet it's surprisingly warm." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "From this hour I ordain myself loos'd of limits and imaginary lines, Going where I list, my own master total and absolute, listening to others, considering well what they say, Pausing, searching, receiving, contemplating, Gently, but with undeniable will, divesting myself of the holds that would hold me." »Walt Whitman |
| "Thirty-the promise of a decade of loneliness, a thinning list of single men to know, a thinning brief-case of enthusiasm, thinning hair." »F Scott |
| "LEONARD I've failed, Chris. I can't locate the white collective unconscious. CHRIS I wouldn't feel too bad about that. You know, western culture hasn't really carried the baton on folklore and mythology. The rise of Christianity put the kibosh on it--the gospel hits the number one best-seller list and everything else gets remaindered." »Barbara Hall |
| "The best way to sell yourself to others is first to sell the others to yourself. Check yourself against this list of obstacles to a pleasing personality interrupting others sarcasm vanity being a poor listener insincere flattery finding fault challenging others without good cause giving unsolicited advice complaining attitude of superiority envy of others' success poor posture and dress." »Unknown |
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