| "You're born naked, the rest is drag." »Ru Paul |
| "It's only when the tide goes out that you learn who's been swimming naked." »Warren Buffett |
| "There are few nudities so objectionable as the naked truth." »Agnes Repplier |
| "Clothes make the man. naked people have little or no influence on society." »Mark Twain |
| "Men in earnest have no time to waste In patching fig-leaves for the naked truth." »Hubert Humphrey |
| "Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see with the naked eye unless you have been drinking." »Dave Barry |
| "And thus I clothe my naked villainy With old odd ends, stol'n forth of holy writ And seem a saint, when most I play the devil." »William Shakespeare |
| "My mother groan'd, my father wept Into the dangerous world I leapt, Helpless, naked, piping load, Like a friend hid in a cloud." »William Blake |
| "But then I sigh, and with a piece of scripture,Tell them that God bids us do good for evil.And thus I clothe my naked villainyWith odd old ends stolen forth of holy writ,And seem I a saint, when most I play the Devil." »William Shakespeare |
| "We think sometimes that poverty is only being hungry, naked and homeless. The poverty of being unwanted, unloved and uncared for is the greatest poverty. We must start in our own homes to remedy this kind of poverty." »Mother Theresa |
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