| "I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes I bet you can really see it in those genitals." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "If you get invited to your first orgy, don't just show up nude. That's a common mistake. You have to let nudity 'happen.'" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I don't say that the bird is 'good' or the bat is 'bad.' But I will say this At least the bird is less nude." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Mitch True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..." »Old School |
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