| "I wish I lived on a planet that had two suns---regular sun and 'rogue' sun. That way, when somebody asked me what time it was, I'd say, 'regular time' And they'd say, 'Yeah.' And I'd say, 'Sorry, all I have is rogue time.' It'd be fun to be a stuck-up rogue-time guy." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties." »Doug Larson |
| "We must overcome the notion that we must be regular. It robs us of the chance to be extraordinary and leads us to the mediocre." »Uta Hagan |
| "Motivation is like food for the brain. You cannot get enough in one sitting. It needs continual and regular top up's." »Peter J. Davies |
| "Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in the ass thats somehow connected to birth." »Hugh Elliott |
| "ESSAY -- A loose sally of the mind an irregular indigested piece not a regular and orderly composition." »Samuel Johnson |
| "With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has accomplished something I didn't think possible in today's world. They have created a land of make-believe that's worse than regular life." »P. J. O'Rourke |
| "Creativity is merely a plus name for regular activity . . . any activity becomes creative when the doer cares about dong it right, or better." »John Updike |
| "My new millionaire idea is one regular shoe and one 'swollen' shoe, for when you get bit by a rattlesnake." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "The political lesson of Watergate is this Never again must America allow an arrogant, elite guard of political adolescents to by-pass the regular party organization and dictate the terms of a national election." »Gerald R. Ford |
| "Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window The guy looks out it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like a regular window." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, ummmm, boy." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "I think a new, different kind of bowling should be 'carpet bowling.' It's just like regular bowling, only the lanes are carpet instead of wood. I don't know why we should do this, but my God, we've got to try something" »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
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