| "I wish I could shrink down to the size of an ant. And maybe there would be thousands of other people shrunken down to ant-size, and we would get together and dig tunnels down into the ground and live there. But don't ever call us 'ants,' because we hate that." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Stuart Would ya look at the size of that kid's head It's the size of a planetoid and it has it's own weather system Looks like an orange on a toothpick I'm not kidding, that boy's head is like Sputnik spherical but quite pointy at parts He'll be crying himself to sleep tonight, on his huge pillow." »So I Married an Axe Murderer |
| "What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog." »Dwight D Eisenhower |
| "What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight, what counts is the size of the fight in the dog." »Mark Twain |
| "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog." »Archie Griffin |
| "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." »Mark Twain |
| "You can often measure a person by the size of his dream." »Dr. Robert Schuller |
| "Civilization is the art of living in towns of such size the everyone does not know everyone else." »Julian Jaynes |
| "Reason is not measured by size or height, but by principle." »Epictetus |
| "A man is measured by the size of things that anger him." »Geof Greenleaf |
| "As long as I'm faced in the right direction, It does not matter the size of my steps." »Unknown |
| "Considering the size of the universe, we might conclude that God likes to exaggerate!" »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size" »Woody Allen |
| "By increasing the size of the keyhole, today's playwrights are in danger of doing away with the door." »Peter Ustinov |
| "Harriet What do you look for in a woman you date Charlie Well, I know everyone always says sense of humor, but I'd really have to go with breast size." »So I Married an Axe Murderer |
| "A man's respect for law and order exists in precise relationship to the size of his paycheck." »Adam Clayton Jr. Powell |
| "Men and women are limited not by the place of their birth, not by the color of their skin, but by the size of their hope." »John Johnson |
| "No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather." »Michael Pritchard |
| "I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they choose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "Women have served all these centuries as looking-glasses possessing the magic and delicious power of reflecting the figure of a man at twice its natural size." »Virginia Woolf |
| "As I sit I see a dove And think of our deep, dear true love Think not about our future lives Except perhaps our growing size Keep all your thoughts alive, aglow, All will be well, no fear, I know" »Unknown |
| "A tree trunk the size of a man grows from a blade as thin as a hair. A tower nine stories high is built from a small heap of earth." »Lao Tzu |
| "The Hobbits are just rustic English people, made small in size because it reflects the generally small reach of their imagination." »J. R. R. Tolkien |
| "What is a man profited, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul I suppose this depends somewhat upon the size of the soul. I think there are cases where the trade would do." »Josh Billings |
| "America is not like a blanket-one piece of unbroken cloth, the same color, the same texture, the same size. America is more like a quilt-many patches, many pieces, many colors, many sizes, all woven and held together by a common thread." »Jesse Louis Jackson |
| "America is not like a blanket -- one piece of unbroken cloth, the same color, the same texture, the same size. America is more like a quilt -- many patches, many pieces, many colors, many sizes, all woven and held together by a common thread." »Henry M. Jackson |
| "Eating while seated makes one of large size eating while standing makes one strong." »Hindustani Proverb |
| "I found one day in school a boy of medium size ill-treating a smaller boy. I expostulated, but he replied 'The bigs hit me, so I hit the babies that's fair.' In these words he epitomized the history of the human race." »Bertrand Russell |
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