| "Hitchhiker No No, no, not 6 I said 7. Nobody's comin' up with 6. Who works out in 6 minutes You won't even get your heart goin, not even a mouse on a wheel. ted That -- good point. Hitchhiker 7's the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that's the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin' on a branch, eatin' lots of sunflowers on my uncle's ranch. You know that old children's tale from the sea. It's like you're dreamin' about Gorgonzola cheese when it's clearly Brie time, baby. Step into my office. ted Why Hitchhiker 'Cause you're fired" »There's Something About Mary |
| "ted What about Brett Fav... ruh" »There's Something About Mary |
| "Quite frankly ted, the very mention of the word 'Republican' seems to have negative connotations for the Americans in our studio." »Frank Luntz |
| "CNN is one of the participants in the war. I have a fantasy where ted Turner is elected president but refuses because he doesn't want to give up power." »Arthur C. Clarke |
| "ted Striker It was a rough place - the seediest dive on the wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bombay to Calcutta. It's worse than Detroit." »Airplane |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |