| "If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail." »Fran Lebowitz |
| "To wear your heart on your sleeve isn't a very good plan you should wear it inside, where it functions best." »Margaret Hilda Thatcher |
| "It is better to wear out than to rust out." »Bishop Richard Cumberland |
| "No one can wear a mask for very long." »Seneca |
| "If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for a while Come on, we're not going to hurt it." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "wear the old coat and buy the new book." »Austin Phelps |
| "'Taint't worthwhile to wear a day all out before it comes." »Sarah Orne Jewett |
| "I will wear my heart upon my sleeve For daws to peck at." »William Shakespeare |
| "I have reached an age when, if someone tells me to wear socks, I don't have to." »Albert Einstein |
| "Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society." »William Makepeace Thackeray |
| "Thy words, I grant are bigger, for I wear not, my dagger in my mouth." »William Shakespeare |
| "Men seldom make passes At girls who wear glasses." »Dorothy Parker |
| "wear your learning, like your watch, in a private pocket and do not pull it out and strike it, merely to show that you have one." »Philip Dormer Stanhope Chesterfield |
| "I think Superman and Santa Claus are actually the same guy, and I'll tell you why Both fly, both wear red, and both have a beard." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "If you're a boxing referee, it's probably illegal to wear a bow tie that spins or changes colors." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts |
| "No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be true." »Nathaniel Hawthorne |
| "Be not ashamed of thy virtues honor's a good brooch to wear in a man's hat at all times." »Ben Jonson |
| "From quiet homes and first beginning, Out to the undiscovered ends, There's nothing worth the wear of winning, But laughter and the love of friends." »Hilaire Belloc |
| "'T is better to be lowly born, And range with humble livers in content, Than to be perked up in a glistering grief, And wear a golden sorrow." »William Shakespeare |
| "Never seem more learned than the people you are with. wear your learning like a pocket watch and keep it hidden. Do not pull it out to count the hours, but give the time when you are asked." »Lord Chesterfield |
| "We are called the nation of inventors. And we are. We could still claim that title and wear its loftiest honors if we had stopped with the first thing we ever invented, which was human liberty." »Mark Twain |
| "Forest who is in love with fire will wear black wedding gown in her wedding!" »Mehmet Murat ildan |
| "Private passions grow tired and wear themselves out political passions, never." »Alphonse Marie Louis de Lamartine |
| "Here is the answer which I will give to President Roosevelt... We shall not fail or falter we shall not weaken or tire. Neither the sudden shock of battle nor the long-drawn trials of vigilance and exertion will wear us down. Give us the tools and we will finish the job." »Winston Churchill |
| "I am...blood. That primordial ooze. Not out there, listeners, in here. Inside this skin we wear, it only lets us think we're something else-- nice clean brains, little talking computers running around in the pursuit of happiness. We pierce this skin and what do we see Warm ooze, protoplasm churning and jesting, defecating, pulsating, life, death." »Robin Green |
| "Such is the common process of marriage. A youth and maiden exchange meeting by chance, or brought together by artifice, exchange glances, reciprocate civilities, go home, and dream of one another. Having little to divert attention, or diversify thought, they find themselves uneasy when they are apart, and therefore conclude that they shall be happy together. They marry, and discover what nothing but voluntary blindness had before concealed they wear out life in altercations, and charge nature with cruelty." »Samuel Johnson |
| BTW, Why won't you become an editor? |
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