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"The secret of managing is to keep the guys who hate you away from the guys who are undecided." »Casey Stengel
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"It's not true that nice guys finish last. Nice guys are winners before the game even starts." »Addison Walker
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"I was the originator of smack. Some guys rattle with smack with other guys it rolls right off their shoulders like nothing." »Deacon Jones
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"You guys over there, pair up into groups of three." »Yogi Berra
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"guys are like accessories. If you don't like how they turn out, get A new one." »Marissa Biscamp
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"Nice guys finish last." »Leo Durocher
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"When in doubt, have two guys come through the door with guns." »Raymond Chandler
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"You guys line up alphabetically by height." »Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach
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"Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in." »Evan Davis
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"I'm like John Wayne. I only play good guys." »Oliver L. North
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"If I could be A bird, I think I'd be A penguin, because then I could walk around on two feet with A lot of other guys like me." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, 'See, there's A fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.'" »Mickey Lolich
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"If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on A truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I wish outer-space guys would conquer Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little basket-beds with my name on it." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Ace Running A casino is like robbing A bank with no cops around. For guys like me, Las Vegas washes away your sins. It's like A morality car wash." »Casino
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"History is written by the winners. The books say the Indians were bad guys and the whites just needed A little land. It's like, Excuse me, let me take your car. I'm discovering it. I'm putting my flag on your windshield." »Mario Van Peebles
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"That was my gift -- having the ability to put certain guys together that would create A chemistry and then letting them go letting them play what they knew, and above it." »Miles Davis
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"Damn it, Pierre, what do you want me to do We'll go sit with empty chairs to get those guys back to the table. (To Pierre Trudeau, prime minister of Canada)" »Ronald Reagan
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"We can learn much from wise words, little from wisecracks, and less from wise guys." »William Arthur Ward
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"Maurice Oh yeah, I started out mopping the floor just like you guys. Then I moved up to washing lettuces. Now, I'm working the fat fryer. Pretty soon I'll make assistant manager, and that's when the big bucks start rolling in." »Coming to America
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"If you're in A war, instead of throwing A hand grenade at some guys, throw one of those little baby-type pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think of how crazy war is, and while they're thinking, you can throw A real grenade." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"A funny thing is if you're out hiking and your friend gets bit by A poisonous snake, tell him you're going for help, then go about ten feet and pretend YOU got bit by A snake. Then start an argument about who's going to get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just A joke." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you You'd be wrong though. It's Hambone." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"A lot of guys make mistakes, I guess, but every one we make, A whole stack of chips goes with it. We make A mistake, and some guy don't walk away - forevermore, he don't walk away" »John Wayne
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"You have to be realistic about terrorism. Certain groups of people, certain groups, Muslim fundamentalists, Christian fundamentalists, Jewish fundamentalists, and just plain guys from Montanta, are going to continue to make life in this country very interesting for A long, long time." »George Carlin, You Are All Diseased
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"Despair is like A cable that is buried just under the surface of the ground. You pull it up and pull it up, but that cable just keeps right on going, clear across A field, until you come to A bunch of guys who are burying the cable. Then just walk up to them and go, 'Hey, have you seen Fred' And they'll say, 'Fred who' And you say, 'Fred of snakes' Then cover your ears, because big laughs are coming." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"I don't like having friends, I would rather have brothers.
because friends, once you get into A fight with them, you wouldn't mind if you guys ever spoke again or not. But brothers, its different, if something happens, nobody's gonna be standing next to you in every good or bad situation, its kinda the same thing for A girlfriend, i'll get upset if we fight ... because she won't be here to make me laugh and smile, but the love between A girl and A guy isn't the same as the love between two brothers - Zen" »Zen diab
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"Merrill Morgan, this crop stuff is just about A bunch of nerds who never had A girlfriend their whole lives. They're like thirty now. They make up secret codes and analyze Greek mythology and make secret societies where other guys who never had girlfriends can join in. They do stupid crap like this to feel special. It's A scam. Nerds were doin' it twenty five years ago and new nerds are doing it again." »Signs
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