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"John Johnson Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you. In this particular cell-block, Machine Gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a BITCH. And one night in a jealous rage Kelly took a make-shift knife or shiv, and cut out the bitch's eyes. And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly, the next day he and four other inmates took turns pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities. (short pause) This way to the cafeteria" »So I Married an Axe Murderer
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"Fill your hands, you son of a BITCH" »John Wayne
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"Not only is life a BITCH, it has puppies." »Adrienne E. Gusoff
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"Life is a BITCH get use to her or else she will make you pay for having her." »Mohammad Haroon
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"Happy The price is wrong, BITCH." »Happy Gilmore
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"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a- BITCH." »Jack Nicholson
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"Ricky Here's 50 bucks, take this in case I get drunk and call you a BITCH later." »Made
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"I knew from the start if I left a woman I really loved -- the Great Society -- in order to fight that BITCH of a war in Vietnam then I would lose everything at home. My hopes my dreams." »Lyndon B. Johnson
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"Happy Son of a BITCH ball. Why can't you go home Aren't you good enough for your home Answer me. Suck my white ass ball." »Happy Gilmore
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"Quiting smoking is like quiting a beautiful BITCH of a lover, she is beautiful but you have 1001 reasons to quit her, quiting benzos is like going out of prison digging the rock with a spoon." »Me
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"You think Nature is some Disney movie Nature is a killer. Nature is a BITCH. It's feeding time out there 24 hours a day, every step that you take is a gamble with death. If it isn't getting hit with lightning today, it's an earthquake tomorrow or some deer tick carrying Lime disease. Either way, you're ending up on the wrong end of the food chain." »Jeff Melvoin
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"A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch: one whom I will beat into clamorous whining, if thou deniest the least syllable of thy addition." »Earl of Kent, _The_Tragedy_of_King_Lear_
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