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"I remember how my Great Uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy BOAT out of a larger toy BOAT I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled off the paint." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"He has an oar in every man's BOAT, and a finger in every pie." »Miguel de Cervantes
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"Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the BOAT." »Mark Twain
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"My BOAT goes west, your's east. Heaven's a wind for both journeys." »Chao Li-hua
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"Even if it is made up of gold, the sailing BOAT can go nowhere without the humble wind!" »Mehmet Murat ildan
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"The man who goes farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing BOAT never gets far from shore." »Dale Carnegie
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"If you work on a lobster BOAT, sneaking up behind someone and pinching him is probably a joke that gets old real fast." »Jack Handey Deep Thoughts
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"Reason means truth and those who are not governed by it take the chance that someday the sunken fact will rip the bottom out of their BOAT." »Sri da Avabhas
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"I bear solemn witness to the fact that NATO heads of state and of government meet only to go through the tedious motions of reading speeches, drafted by others, with the principal objective of not rocking the BOAT." »Pierre Elliott Trudeau
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"We are living in a day of self-seeking and irresponsibility, even in Christian circles. Few indeed are the Christian believers who have truly laid their all on the altar for Christ. Few are the spiritual leaders who truly put God FIRST . Rather they think first, albeit subconsciously, of their positions, popularity, salaries and the success of the organizations over which they preside. While professing strong allegiance to God and His Word, they are nevertheless careful not to emphasize those passages from the Word which might ruffle feathers or rock the BOAT, as we say. In spite of their professed fidelity to God's Word and will, their first objective is actually to keep their organizations running smoothly and pleasantly so that they may continue to grow in numbers. This has become a way of life in Christendom, but in this matter too we should 'search the Scriptures daily,' to determine whether these things have God's approval, for however good and right a thing may seem, if it is at variance with the Word, rightly divided, it is contrary to the will of God and therefore wrong." »Cornelius Stam
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